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Anyone having trouble accessing this game on iPhone? I've been playing for weeks now but it crashed last night and won't open today. I've reloaded it but still no joy?

If you suffer the excruciating pain of persistant mouth ulcers, I have a 100% sure-fire cure.....watch this space and I'll tell you all bout it. Just mark your response with 'tell me more....' and I will.....tomorrow night.....I promise....

Who is the aged rocker on the adverts for Swift Cover Insurance? He reckons he's an insurance salesman but I reckon he's some old rocker from the olden days?

I can't access my email - last night and this morning! Anyone else having trouble?

He buys a fish tank and 2 goldfish. He gets them home and sets up the tank, just in time for his friend visiting.

His friend sees the tank and admires the goldfish.

"How sweet, you've got goldfish, what are their names"? asks his friend.

"Yes, they're lovely, I've called them 'one' and 'two'". The bloke replies.

"Why did you call them 'one' and 'two'"? asks his mate, "what if one dies"?

"That's OK, I'll still have two left". The bloke replies.

Can anyone help me get past the races in the S class, 700 points classes. I have tried and tried and it just won't let me get the winning position needed. Any help would be greatly appreciated. Thank you.

Our 9 year old neutered male cat has started to mark our home with squirts of pee. Up the curtains, the stairs and some furniture. He walks around, stops, sticks his tail in the air and does it so quickly we can't get to him to try and stop him. Does anyone know why he has suddenly started to do this. We also have 7 year old and 1 year old cats and all get on very well together.

What's the tune played on the advert for 'Bioshock' for X-box 360? Who's singing it?

Is anyone out there currently building the Bismarck from the weekly magazine published by Hachette? How are you getting on with it? Are you having any difficulty with the thin strips that fix along the outside of the skeleton? What tips can you give me?

Have you seen the mess snails make?

Oomagooly - that's what they say when they land! Ouch! Makes your eyes water just thinking about it!

Had a car accident last night, drove into another car. The other driver got out and I saw he was a dwarf - he said 'I'm not happy', I replied 'Which one are you then?'

My mother in law is extremely ill and will not be with us for much longer. My darling husband is beside himself. He is not coping very well at all. What can I do to help? I am always here for him. I feel useless. She's a wonderful lady and a credit to the family. She will be missed terribly. I need to know how I can help him. I am feeling it too.

What topics of conversation would you suggest - other than the weather?

How can we stop our pond water looking green? We have fish, plants, filter and pump. The filter and pump are cleaned regularly and we have tested the Ph levels (OK)?

James was born in 1965 and died in 1987, he was 25, how is this possible?

Man finishes his shift goes out into the car park to his car and realises he is unable to get out of the car park, why?

Come on chaps, who's gonna win?

Our neighbours are awful. The mother has a most annoying voice which just goes through you! Her son (who's about 8 years old) can not articulate properly and speaks like a baby. They make the whole street cringe. They are 'The Adams Family'! She constantly shouts at him, her voice is always on full volume and her house and garden put the whole street to shame ( no we are not snobs).