Ron B

This song was popular when i got my drivers license in 1984... The only part i can come up with...

Things are looking kind of serious everybody go delerious...

can not get the part of the rear seat that you sit on out of the car... front just seems to clip and pops up a little... even too the bolts to rear seat belts out... also removed bolts from metal brackets that look as if they hold in some kind of car seat...

i logged into yahoo messenger on my cell phone .now everytime i log off of yahoo messenger i am automatically signed into yahoo mobil... how do i turn it off?

this guy... i'm sure it has to b him broke in my house and stole two thousand dollars cash.i know as a christian i did the wrong thing. he spent 6 days in the hospital. i can't call the police because for one i have no real proof and two he could press charge against me.

i asked about the big deal with my space before. well my son and a couple friends got me to playing mobsters...... now i find myself on my space all the time, i seem to blow off my email until i'm at a stand still in the game, i almost never come on answers anymore, my wife sometimes jokes that i'm always on the computer any more and that's seems to be all i care about......

has anyone else besides all my new internet friends had this happen to them?????? i say new internet friends because to be strong in this game you have to add people that you don't even know the first thing about...... i started with 6 people that i know. now i have 198 people in my mob......

it seems so strange to me because i really call them friends...... a couple times someone stronger than me kept attacking me, icing me and putting me on the hit list and each time i got on the message board and asked for help and several bikers such as myself came to my aid and brought these people that wouldn't leave me alone to their knees and made them beg for mercy, and i mean beg......

i guess the biker thing isn't such a big deal because we bikers are known to stick together but it's just weird because others that are not on my friend list and that live a completely different lifestyle as me will come to my aid, mob up and become an alie to me and me to them......

does anyone else play this game on my space? do you think it's weird that someone like me that considers friendship to be a five year deal, would call people i never met before my friends?

my boston has a real dry cough. it started tuesday. she hacked all night last night. i took her to the vet today and they said it sounds like kennel cough. they said they couldn't take her in today because she might infect the other dogs. they made me an appointment for tomorrow.

i asked them wheat they would probably do for her and they said all they can do is just give her antibiotics. so i came home and gave her half of one of my 500mg penicillin's.

is this ok? how much should i give her?

if someone asks something of you. is it wrong to tell them to let you pray about it when you already know the answer? but actually just take some time to figure out how to let them down easily and not hurt their feelings before you give them an answer

i opened a my space account because my kids asked me to...... i downloaded some pictures and took a few movie quizzes that my kids challenged me to...... i downloaded some apps they wanted me to...... we buy and give people away, but i haven't really found anything interesting to do on there...... is there anything fun or cool that i just don't know about?

ok...... i don't like the way they put a question in many different pages, and in different places...... i don't like the way they put answers to be voted on on different pages and different places......i don't like the fact that someone can vote for themselves...... i don't like the way people act like smart azzez with their answers...... i don't like the fact that you only get one point for going to the trouble to vote on an answer...... i don't like that little thing on the side that tells me that "hmm... it looks like you have a lot of punctuation"...... don't they think i know that?????? i don't like that spelling thing......that tells you you misspelled a word...... ok they can keep that but in that case...... how come i have to preview my answer, or my question...... i also know that if everything makes me upset...... i shouldn't come here...... right????? then i should get paid for some type of recovery program, and get some kind of disability pay, because i think i'm addicted to it...... right??????

ok...... i ready for all the smart azz answers...... don't you think those kind of answers should be saved for these kind of questions??????

when your voting for answers to questions it seems like you'll punch on one you voted on a page or two ago. then you gotta go back and you just wasted your time.

i read the questions, but there are so many similar questions that you can't always be sure that it was a question you already voted for or not.

why don't they just put the question in one time and in one place?

every time i go into yahoo chat, using yahoo messenger i get an error message that says communication problem...... i used to be able to use yahoo chat, but now i can't. i can't find a way to diagnose the problem either...... i can't find anything in the help section either...... it reffered me here to yahoo answers...... anyone else have or had this problem??? how can i fix it???

how come sometimes i answer a question and my picture or screen name doesn't show up, but rather an avatar and a question mark underneath it?

when this happens, it does show my points, percentage and stuff.

is it all about presents, eating, and a commercial setting? or is it still about the birth of Jesus and giving?

i lived a rough life from riding with outlaw bikers to drugs and major, major violence...... now following the lord to me means freedom from my past and salvation that lasts......

i now ride for the christian motorcyclist association...... i witness to other motorcyclists all around the united states.

god put me on this journey and rides with me everywhere i go......

what journey has he put you on??????

http://joeschwartz.net/videofiles/madcow2.htm

a teacher was reading the story about the three little pigs to her class she came to the part of the story where the first pig was trying to gather material for his home......she read:... 'and so the pig went up to the man with the wheelbarrow full of straw and said: pardon me sir, but may i have some straw to build my house??????

the teacher then asked the class...... what do you think the man said?????

one little boy raised his hand and said very matter of factly...... ' i think the man would have said- ' well i'll be dammed!!! a talking pig......

bubbles and barbie two blonde sisters had promised their uncle, who had been a sea faring gentleman all his life, to bury him at sea when he died......

and in due time he did pass away and the two blondes kept their promise......

they set off from clearwater beach with their uncle in a burial bag and loaded into their row boat.......

after a while of rowing bubbles says...... do you think we're far enough barbie??????

barbie slips over the side, and with the water only up to her knees...... she says nope, not yet......

so they row a little farther......

again bubbles asks barbie...... do you think we're out far enough yet?????

once again barbie slips over the edge of the boat and says...... nope. this will never do. the water is only up to my chest......

so on they row, row, and row...... and barbie finally slips over the side and disappears......

quite a bit of time goes byand poor bubbles is really worried when suddenly breaks the surface, grasping for breath and says....... ok... it's finally deep enough...... hand me the shovel......

a blonde walks into a pharmacy and asks the pharmacist for some rectum deoderant......

the pharmacist, a little bemused, explains to the woman, that they don't sell rectum deoderant and never have......

unfazed, the nblonde assures the pharmacist that she has been buying the stuff from from this store on a regular basis and would like somemore......

i'm sorry says the pharmacist, "we don't have any"

but i always buy it here, says the blonde......

do you have the container it came in?????? asks the pharmacist......

yes said the blonde...... i'll go home and get it......

she returns with the container in hand and hands it to the pharmacist who looks at it and says......this is just a normal stick of underarm deoderant......

annoyed the blonde snatches the container back and reads outloud......

"TO APPLY, PUSH UP BOTTOM"

on the first day of school some children bring gifts for the teacher......

the first childs dad runs a flower shop and he gave her a dozen roses. the teacher expressed her gratitude and moved on to the next...... that childs father ran a candy store and he brought her some real fine chocolates...... she again expresses her gratitude and moves on to the next......

this childs father runs a liquor store and he produces a large and extremely heavy box. the box was dripping liquid out of the bottom...... she touches the dripping liquid with her finger and puts it up to her mouth and tastes it...... she says. is it wine? the little kid says...... nope. she again tastes the dripping liquid and asks. is it champaign.????? nope says the child...... IT'S a PUPPY!!!!!!

a blonde was weed eating her yard and she accidentally cut off her cats tail...... she yell oh my goodness and grabs up the cat, runs through the house and out the front door where she almosts runs over her neighbor who was coming over to visit...... she yells sorry to him and explains that she cut off her cats tail and must rush to walmart...... the bewildered neighbor aks her...... well if you cut off your cats tail...... why in the world are you going to walmart...... with this the blonde stops in her tracks, looks the neighbor right in the eyes and says...... hellooooooooo...... walmart is only the largest retailer in the united states......

a man and woman were driving down the road when they passe what looked like a dead baby skunk on the side of the road...... the woman yells for the man to stop the car...... she gets out, runs to the baby skunk, picks it up, and realizes that it's not dead at all but just appears to be nearly frozen to death......

she tells the man...... we can't just leave the poor little thing here, it would be inhumane, not to mention it will die for sure......

she then loads the baby skunk in the car and asks the man...... where should i put it?????? it needs to be warm...... the man says...... well put it between your legs...... that's the warmest place you could ever put it, i just hope you don't burn the poor little thing...... the woman smiles sheepishly at him as she puts the poor half frozen baby skunk between her legs...... then she stops and thinks for a second and then says to the man...... well, what about the smell?????? the man looks over at her and says...... just use your fingers and pinch off his little nose......

he is expected to recover soon...... Lmao.

was invented in Arkansas??????

if it were invented anywhere else it would be called a teeth brush

do you think some people on yahoo answers go through and answer quetions just for points and use no thought, or don't even read the question??????

i am looking for someone from my past...... she may have a 15 or 16 year old child that i may be the father of...... in my heart i need to find her and this girl i may have fathered and have a DNA test done, and if she really is mine, i owe her 15 or 16 years...... not just money either, though i'm sure i'll owe a lot of that...... i need to find her so i can have peace in my mind and my heart......