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He wanted to spade his potato garden, but it was very hard work. His only son, Clement, who used to help him, was in Polsmoor Prison. The old man wrote a letter to his son and described his predicament."Dear Clement, I am feeling pretty bad because it looks like I won'tbe able to plant my potato garden this year. I'm just getting too old to be digging up a garden plot. If you were here, all my troubleswould be over. I know you would dig the plot for me. Love, Papa"A few days later he received a letter from his son.

"Dear Papa, for heaven's sake, Papa, don't dig up that garden, that'swhere I Buried the BODIES. Love, Clement"

At 4 A.M. the next morning, the Scorpion Unit, NIA agents and local police showed up and dug up the entire area without finding any bodies. They apologized to the old man and left. That same day the old man received another letter from his son."Dear Papa, Go ahead and plant the potatoes now. That's the best i could do under the circumstances. Love Clement."

Who was the first person to look at a cow and say, "I think I'll squeeze these pink dangly things here, and drink whatever comes out?"

Who was the first person to say, "See that chicken there... I'm gonna eat the next thing that comes outta it's bum."

Why is there a light in the fridge and not in the freezer?

Why does your Obstetrician, Gynaecologist leave the room when you get undressed if they are going to look up there anyway?

Can blind people see their dreams? Do they dream??

If corn oil is made from corn, and vegetable oil is made from vegetables, then what is baby oil made from?

If electricity comes from electrons, does morality come from morons?

Why do the Alphabet song and Twinkle, Twinkle Little Star have the same tune?

Stop singing and read on...

Did you ever notice that when you blow in a dog's face, he gets mad at you, but when you take him on a car ride, he sticks his head out the window?

Does pushing the elevator button more than once make it arrive faster

An old Zulu man was struggling a bit with the English. He walks in to the Restaurant and wants to order a chicken, but unfortunately he can't remember what is chicken called in English. The waiter who wants to take his order is only English proficient. So the old man sees the guy at the table next to him with a plate with 4 baked eggs on it. The old Zulu man points to the plate of eggs and says to the English waiter: I want their mother.

these was asked by some1 a month ago but never got the wright answer.

It goes like, "I wanted to tell you

But I waited much to long, Thing never turn out the way we plan them, So listen and my words will make you strong''

Some thing like that.

The chorus is," I'm a one man woman, and nothing can shake my heart,

I'm a one man woman, to love you to keep, you till death do us part.,

it's a voice of an older woman.

i need these song

TEACHER: Why are you late?

BLONDY: Because of the sign teacher.TEACHER: What sign?

BLONDY: The one that says, "School Ahead, Go Slow."

TEACHER: BLONDY why are you doing your math sums on the floor?

BLONDY: but teacher!? You told me to do it without using tables!

TEACHER: JAMES, how do you spell "crocodile"?

BLONDY: "K-R-O-K-O-D-I-A-L" TEACHER: No, that's wrong

BLONDY: Maybe that’s wrong, but you asked me how BLONDY spell it!

TEACHER: BLONDY, go to the map and find North America.

BLONDY: Here she is!

TEACHER: Correct. Now, class, who discovered America?

CLASS: BLONDY

TEACHER: Now, BLONDY, tell me frankly do you say prayers, before eating?

BLONDY: No se, I don't have to, my mother is a good cook.

TEACHER: BLONDY, your composition on "My Dog" is exactly the same as your brother's. Did you copy his?

BLONDY: No, teacher, she's the same dog!

TEACHER: What do you call a person who keeps on talking, when people are no longer interested? A Teacher

A man checked into a hotel in Australia. There was a computer in his

room,so he decided to send an e-mail to his wife. However, he accidentally

typed the wrong e-mail address, and without realizing his error, he sent

the e-mail.

Meanwhile.....somewhere in Houston , a widow had just returned home from

her husband's funeral. The widow decided to check her e-mail, expecting

messages from relatives and friends.

After reading the first message, she fainted. The widow's son rushed

into the room, found his mother on the floor, and saw the computer screen

which read:

To : My Loving Wife

Subject : I've Arrived

Date: May 27 2006

I know you're surprised to hear from me. They have computers here now,

and you are allowed to send e-mails to your loved ones. I've just arrived

and have been checked in. I see that everything has been prepared for your

arrival tomorrow. Looking forward to seeing you then! Hope your journey is

as uneventful as mine was.

P.s It is damn hot down here !!

and only call him/her that. If you don't have one! make it up.Not that one you call them when your mad like b**** no no.

what would you like to be called? besites your own name Honey/ sweetheart/ love. NO BE CREATIVE

there is too much love going on in these movie,by the time it ended i was all wet with tears.

i would love to see the same kind again so can you give me a list.

Thank you for the recommendations.

there is too much love going on in these movie,by the time it ended i was all wet with tears.

i would love to see the same kind again so can you give me a list.

Thank you for the recommendations.

there is too much love going on in these movie,by the time it ended i was all wet with tears.

i would love to see the same kind again so can you give me a list.

Thank you for the recommendations.

there is too much love going on in these movie,by the time it ended i was all wet with tears.

i would love to see the same kind again so can you give me a list.

Thank you for the recommendations.

when my firewall in turned on,and there is a error massage saying "4 items are affecting your status"once i click "fix now"i cant browse the internet.Other things that use the internet are working well like "Ares" i can still download music.

there are 4 lap tops connecting from the same BT hub for the past two years and the other two are working fine but the other two has browsing complications.

help!

how is life? r u studying? having kids? working? and looking after you husband well?r u financially balanced?

don't you think it was too soon?

r u all coping with all that?

those wired words that we never use from the dictionary.

do provide with definition.

tete-a-tete =conversation or interview between two people.

buy an expensive beautiful wedding dress

or

Rent one that looks good on you

or

have someone design your dream dress.

For just one day event?I know it's ur big day but if feel that renting would be the best option.

did u?or will u go all the way for your big day.

what do ur say on these one?

wadding/engagement ring diamond matters,or u'l just be happy that you have one.and the search for the one is over?

do u wish to get the best ring ever?

how do u get these:

2 plus 1 = 3

2 plus 2 = 4

2 plus 3 = 5

2 plus 4 = 6

4 plus 1 = 5

4 plus 2 = 6

4 plus 3 = 7

4 plus 4 = 8

6 plus 1 = 7

6 plus 2 = 8

6 plus 3 = 9

6 plus 4 = 10

8 plus 1 = 9

8 plus 2 = 10

8 plus 3 = 11

8 plus 4 = 12

out of these

For A = 2 to 8 by 2

For B = 1 to 4

G = A + B

Print A “plus” B “=” G

Endfor

Endfor

End

After injecting depo once tree months ago.

d = 1

e = 3

f = 100

while e > d

perform module1()

endwhile

if f > 0 then

perform module2()

else

d = d + 5

endif

print d, e, f

stop

module1()

f = f – 50

e = e + 1

d = d + 3

return

module2()

f = f + 13

d = d * 10

return

i can get all the values but don't understand

were they say (perform module 1 () )/module 2() in a table were there is ACTION,TEST,D,E,F & OUTPUT as headings