daniel

Come on now, he has to be a fictional character, right? Not only does his name translate roughly to "horny penis", but his nickname is "The Big Unit" and he plays for the D-bags. How many innuendos does one man need?!

Does anybody know when we'll know the league MVP's, Cy Young, R.O.Y., Gold Gloves, etc.?

I haven't been watching much this season because the Rockies actually made the playoffs this year, and they were always playing on Thursday nights. I'd like to be up to date before watching tonights episode though. I saw the first episode, so I know Jim and Pam are together. What happened after that?

I believe that since we all praise the same god, it doesn't matter what language we do it in, or what name we call Him. If a man cries out to heaven, but calls God by the wrong name, is he ignored? Even when the ancient Greeks cried out to Zeus, weren't they really calling on the same God that we do? The inscription translates to "In the name of God, the merciful and compassionate." Will Christians be offended by this?

Anybody know? I don't want to sound like an idiot when I tell people about him.

It's obvious to me that there is some sort of creator god, or at the very least, intelligent design. Spending five seconds thinking about the intricacy of my circulatory system makes that very clear to me. It also seems logical to me that this "god" could look at his disappointing creation first with regret and anger, and eventually compassion, even so far as to roam among them and show them the path to their true destiny, his original plan for them. The Christian stories of God and Jesus make sense to me. What doesn't make sense is much of the book of Genesis, which was written by Moses. How would Moses know how exactly God created the Earth, or how long it took him? Why does nobody even seem to mind that there is a talking snake roaming around? If I ever encountered a talking snake, I would most likely lose control of my bowels and seek therapy. The last thing I would do is take dietary advice from it! Am I less of a Christian if I don't believe every word of the Bible?

My former landlord has witheld my security deposit without explanation for longer than the 60 day legal limit, and I have to take him to court to get it back. How exactly do I do that? Who do I need to contact to get the ball rolling?