God of Failing

Alright, so I work at a local McDonald's, and I keep getting scheduled to come in before my availability.

For those who don't know about McD's scheduling, let me explain. Basically, they ask you for what times you can work on each day when you start working, and they redo the schedule once a year.

My availability on weekends is 10 AM to 10 PM, which means I am able to work anytime between then. However, they keep scheduling me for times like 7AM, hours before my availability. I've tried talking to my GM (general manager) but they refused to do anything about it. What do I do?

Also, before anyone suggests it, I can't quit. I'm a high school student with no other form of income. I have to pay my insurance and phone bill, so I can't just quit, or else I wouldn't be working at the worst place in America.

In the movie Battle Royale, one of the students was chewing gum. He later used this gum as a distraction. I need to know what kind of gum this is to perfect a Kiriyama costume.

Okay, so I saw a sword the other day, and it was a type of katana, but with an uncurved blade. It was sharp on one side, lightweight, and the tip and blade formation (other than the lack of a curve) are very similar. I almost want to call it a wakizachi, but that's not correct.

My friend just started out a few days ago, and I wanted to give him around $5,000 to welcome him to GTA Online. He's only level 7, so he can't set bounties on people yet. I can't find any option to give him money, yet I've seen people give me small amounts of money (usually around 3,000). My question is, how do I give him money?

I mean out of pocket, of course, not out of my bank.

I want to play it, as I love that type of RPG, but I don't have Gold membership, just because I never play any multiplayer games. My question is do I have to be a Gold member to play Diablo 3 on the Xbox 360? And do I need to be connected to the internet? Thanks!

I only need about 1-2 minutes as a character to be able to do their attacks. Two characters I mastered the quickest were Baraka and Kung Lao. Using those two characters, I was able to get to around 43,350 on the leaderboards in 2 weeks.

Now to my question. Is this average with most people to master fighting games like this so easily?

NOTE: I'm able to run through on the Hardest Difficulty as Baraka and get a double Flawless against Shao Kahn, I beat the story with no trouble (except on the Liu Kang and the final fight on the Kung Lao chapters).

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800 dollars is my limit, it must run Minecraft, LoL, Guild Wars 2, and ArmA 2 (not DayZ, just ArmA). I would get a desktop, but I would have to buy a desk, and a monitor, and it would by easier to just get a laptop, even if it does lag a bit.

I'm downloading Mortal Kombat 9, and I've got about 4.77 gigs left. I'm downloading it tron the XBLA, Background Downloads on, console off. About how long should it take?

Note: I have pretty good Internet connection.

I wanted to play these, but I can't get the emulator to work (Not good with emulators...).

By the way, these are Elder Scrolls games, if you can't tell.

Okay, here's the problem: My dad goes on vacation a lot, and he takes my dog with him. He obviously uses a plane, how else would he travel? Anyway, how can I get him to stop taking my dog, I hate it when my dog flies away :(

I know I need an emulator and ROMs. What's a good PC emulator for Android (Google Play Store). Do Not suggest Limbo, I can't get it to run.

I remember a game I used to play, PC game, village "simulator". You were the God. They had to gather food and make shelter, and there was a graveyard in the top right part of the village. After a while, there would come the Messiah, which was permanently a child, called the "Golden Child", or something like that. He would magically make berries. There was also this place everyone put the food. Sorry if I'm a bit vague... Thanks!

I'm looking for a Thunderous on Pokemon Black Version. I can trade ALMOST anything. I will trade any of the Regis, Mewtwo, Lugia, a shiny Garados, a shiny Umbreon, Normal Cresselia, a high leveled Pikachu, a normal Mew (Lvl 9), a shiny Shaymin, a Celebi (I have 2, a shiny one from Mystery Gift that is NOT for offer, and a normal one with Pokerus), and a Deoxys. My friend code is 0304 8133 3898.

Will Accept ANY Thunderous, leave friend code in your answer.

I was playing the newest update (1.0.1) on the Xbox 360 version, and I went to the Nether, to find out a Nether Fortress hadn't spawned. Help will be appreciated.

I was playing Skyrim's DLC, Hearthfire earlier, I bought my daughter a green dress while adventuring, I gave it to her and now she's running around Whiterun in her under garments. How do I reverse this?

I have pretty good internet connection, and last night I was trying to download Dead Island, and it took 2 hours to download 50%. I game on an Xbox 360 (The Black type that came with a Kinect, over 200 GB). Is there any way to make it download any faster?

On Minecraft Pocket Edition, after I use a Nether Reactor Core, it leaves behind a giant obsidian tower (of death). Is there anyway other than mining it I can get it back? I'm on update 0.5.0 by the way.

I play MW2, and I'm not very good at it (I've played for 6 months and I'm only level like, 34). I want to know if anyone can get me into a free 10th prestige lobby. Someone please help me. Leave your Xbox Live gamer tag in your answer and I'll send you a friend request at around 4 PM Central time.