1, 3 DimethyloOzelah

So in my dream I was driving early in the morning. Somehow I was giving my friend a lift to work. On the way we noticed an old lady was lying on the footpath in distress. She has a small dog and there was another younger lady attending to her.

We stopped and I went outside to see if I could assist. However, it turns out she wasn't injured herself but in actual fact it was her dog who was injured. They were saying that her dog had broken it's leg. To my amazement her dog looked exactly like my dog (who died a few years ago). Her dog looked like a younger version of mine.

I was so excited about it that I showed her an old photo I had on my phone. After that it was as if her dog became mine and he was all excited to see me and jumping up and sniffing and licking me. I didn't feel the same excitement because I was thinking, this is not my dog, just a very similar looking one.

Anyway somehow we continued on our journey and by this time it was getting late and we were worried that my friend would be late for work. As I was driving I then noticed my grandmother and auntie on the side of the road. They were there with my baby niece. So I had to stop and say hello. I was playing with my niece and I knew this was taking up precious time but I couldn't help myself.

Eventually we got back into the car and knew we were going to be late. My friend was pissed!... I got him to his job late. I remember it was 9:06AM that we arrived when he should have been there by 9:00.

Any thoughts?

Does this not demonstrate God's limited capacity for offering redemption and salvation and perhaps his inability to promote the good without the need for pain and suffering?

Or is God just a sadist who created his children hoping that they would be masochists and rewarding them for it?

We all know what JC is capable of in terms his fishing, surfing, healing and bar tending abilities, but perhaps you should take a moment to observe what the Equalizer is capable of doing before you decide.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nDlqLNZgWbs

Or even this year?!

I'm trying to think of something that he might have said or tweeted that was smart, funny or witty which you may have made you laugh (WITH him not AT him)!... Nothing!!!

I remember him insulting a bunch of people such as Rosie O'Donnell I guess... but that's more for shock value than FUNNY funny... talking about how mexicans and blacks and immigrants are criminals might have been funny but he wasn't joking about all that. Building the wall might have been a perfect joke but again, he is serious about that! LOL!

And even if he did say something smart, funny or witty would you Trumptards actually get it? I highly doubt it. All you deplorables understand is b!tch!ng and whining and anger and bitterness and bigotry and just plain old lowest common denominator prejudice, right???

Even if his jokes are written for him before hand and he has had time to practice?

Somehow I don't think he could do it. Chump doesn't come across as the smart funny witty type to me. I mean you can laugh AT him (his hair, his orange tone, his stupid way of saying things and choice of words, his lies, eating KFC with a knife and fork etc)... But you can't really laugh WITH him can you?

So I think he is relinquishing a great opportunity to have a dig at the press and other public figures at the White House Correspondence Dinner because he knows he would just make a complete FOOL of himself by trying to be smart funny and witty - Agree or Disagree?

He can't handle the tough questions. Instead he gets all butthurt and says the media are being "very unfair"... he asks "why don't you say something nice about me"... "they hate me"... "the anger"... and then he bites back and accuses the media of being "fake news" and that they lie to the public (which is pot calling kettle black) and then insults them back by saying their ratings are crap etc...

Even the Prime Minister of Australia said that Trump complaining about the media is like a Captain of a ship complaining about the sea.

If Trump can't handle these pesky reporters then how is he supposed to handle the biggest economy in the world?