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Atheists demand that no God exists. But you cannot explain many things without God. The Moon being visible in the daytime, leaves turning from green to orange, telescopes...they are too hard for me to understand. These are proofs of the Lord God.

A centipede somehow winded up in my taco (vagina). I know it's wrong, but I woke up to an orgasm because the centipede "did things" that my boyfriend's hot dog couldn't do. Will I go to hell for this?

Is it safe to use orange juice and coconut hair conditioner as homemade fabric softener? Will it make my clothes sticky, or will it be too diluted with water to cause a problem? I would appreciate an answer from atheists.

Homosexuals and blacks shalt not inherit the Kingdom of God. Do you agree? Fortunately, I do not.

The universe is so complex, so difficult to comprehend. Why don't you atheists find comfort in knowing that God did it all?

Pass the dutchie on the left hand side.

On the 9th, the Moon was a perfect circle, but a week before that, it was only half, and a week before that, she was gone all night. This is not normal. I shall call this phenomenon "phases".

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My discharge smells like pomegranates and mangoes. Are these signs that I might be pregknight? I'm afraid my parents will stone me to daeth, because they are mondo Christian. I would appreciate spiritual support from Christians.

I think my mom is poisoning me. The toast she makes me tastes like alkaline and the milk shes pours tastes like bleach. At night, I see her driving over kittens with the car and then she jams them behind the wall, where insulation is. One time I was filling up the bathtub when fingers and toes started popping out of the faucet. I counted 35 of them. What is going on this house? Is my mom crazy? Christians, I am in dire need of religious support.

How do you post a question on Yahoo Answers?

Or are you just attention seekers? Statistics show that 95 percent of meth lab explosions are caused by atheists. 80 percent of DUIs are caused by atheists. 97 percent of high school dropouts are atheists.

Fess up, atheists.

Is this a sign of imminent apocalypse? http://www.funnyfailpics.com/pictures/Fat_Lady_Fai...

My boyfriend put his frank inside my taco and I think I might be pregknight. The Bible makes it clear that fornicators shall be stoned to death. Does God hate me for getting pregknight?

My boyfriend put his hot dog in my taco and now I think I might be pregknight. Is this a sin?

I want to tickle you forever and forever.

How do you explain the complexity of the universe? It's too hard for anyone to grasp. Science is too hard to understand, it should be banned from school. Are you aware of the bad things the Bible says will, without a doubt, happen to those who deny the existence of God?

Why do you atheists have an ax to grind on us Christians? The Bible makes it clear that the universe is too complex for us to understand, which is the best evidence that we have for our Creator, the Lord God.

Christians would never do such a thing to you. Leave us alone, please.

My boyfriend and I fornicated and now I think I might be pregknight. My taco smells like fish and his hot dog has blisters. Does these be signs that I could be pregknotte? Will God stone me to death?

Do you atheists believe it's wrong to film while driving, with cars a good distance behind you? I film and drive to record tire/pavement interaction noise. Should I try strapping the camera to the passenger headrest? Atheist answers only, please!