Kaze

My girlfriend is on the pill and we also use condoms, but occasionally I'd like to have sex without a condom. I seem to recall there being a time in a woman's cycle when she is least likely to be fertile. I was wondering when in the cycle that was.

Thanks.

Which set of gods (or god) would you want to be real?

Ok, so if you were rich and had a big house with a secret room, (it doesn't matter what's in it), and this room was hidden by a bookshelf. You know, the kind where you pull a book and the shelf opens like a door.

My question is this: If you had such a room and door, what book would you use as the switch to open the door. That is, which book would you have be the one you pull?

Now, I've been chatting online since I was 12 or so, with me being 24 now, that means I've been chatting for 12 years. In that time I've seen the beginnings of netspeak grow into something quite disgusting. When at first it was just to abbreviate things, like "be right back" and "away from keyboard" it has evolved into a near language all it's own. A new bastardized version of English.

For an example look at this question someone posted:

http://answers.yahoo.com/question/index;_ylt=AkyWc...

So my question then is: does this make you worry for the English language? Do you think that this will hurt the language as a whole? Will the next generations even know proper English?

How many kids do you suppose are on this site (by kids I mean anyone under 18)?

And is it disconcerting to anyone else that they are asking seemingly commonsensical questions, like the kind of sh*t that if you for some reason couldn't already get it on your own, you should have been told by your parents?

It seems to me that this site and the younger people on it are a sign of an under parented generation.

If anyone has an extra code they aren't using I would be very grateful.

Thanks.