Raziel

Anyone know any old classic funny martial arts movies? And I've watched Kung Pow, Kung Fu Hustle and Jackie movies. I've recently watched Ninja in the dragon's den.

I'm also looking for the name certain movie I watched many years back, it was hilarious. It's about this guy who goes to live with his uncle but his uncle is a total idiot. His uncle says his goind to teach him kung fu as his very good but sends his nephew in too fight claiming that it will help him. One of the scenes he meets his uncle in the market place where his uncle has a puppet shows and is poking funny at everyone. They attack him and his nephew jumps in and helps. He praises the nephew and the nephew says no need to thank me, and the uncle no you standing on my god damn foot. His uncle showers with sand saying that it saves water. In other scene one guy comes to their home and breaks down the fence and his uncle shouts why don't you use the god damn gate and realizes it's a strong guy and sends his nephew to fight. Anyone know this movies name? it's an old classic funny kung fu movie.

I'm just started writing as it's something I've always wanted to do. My grammar is most likely bad.

This is a psychological horror short story. It's about a teenage girl that becomes a victim of a serial killer. The trauma of the event leaves her in a semi comatose state where she can physical response to stimuli but there's no mental or emotional response. One day she starts writing cryptic messages on her ward wall which the lead detective realizes that the killer has planned all his future murders and the girl somehow picked up on this through the trauma. She heals after time and stops writing but the detective places her in a bad home so she can return to her ill state to write the cryptic message. He feels very guilty about doing that to her but it's the only way to save lives. Eventually they catch him when the detective takes her to her home which was sold unknowingly to the killer. The killer was following her progress as she was a special to him, his youngest victim. The detective kills the Serial Killer but not before he kills the girl. The detective can't live with the though of her death and what he did to her so in the end he kills himself.

I'd like to hear your thoughts?

I recently watch Insidious Chapter 3 and I was laughing through most of the movie. This is what I do in most horror these days. I even discovered that if the sound goes completely quiet then be prepared for a fright.

So what makes a good horror movie?