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i am wannabe stand up comedian who might of unintentionally stole a joke from him. I haven't performed yet. If he has done a joke very close to the one I am about to write can you please tell me what episode it was or even where on youtube i can find it." I became an American few years ago. It's not just a legal status for me, i have developed an American way of thinking. Sometimes i look at the stars, imagine the possibilities and ask myself "where are we going to find the money to bomb all of this "?

I am a wonnabe stand up comedian. I haven't done any open mics yet but i did write bunch of jokes. There is a problem. Right after i write a joke i get this feeling like i must of heard it somewhere before and just pulled it from my subconsciousness. I get the stongest feeling about this joke " I became an American few years ago. It's not just a legal status for me, i have developed an American way thinking. Sometimes i look at the stars, imagine the possibilities and ask myself "where are we going to find the money to bomb all of this "?

We already see some republicans support gay marriage, it's only a matter of time before being anti gay marriage won't be popular anymore. Old conservatives are dying out and young ones are a lot more likely to support it. Politicians only care about votes so they will suddenly " change their mind " just like Obama did to stay in power. I think in 10-15 years cons will be saying they supported gay marriage to begin with.

Promotional deal has been gone for a while now and I am paying 65bucks for download 28.78Mbps and upload 5.82 Mbps speed. I am pretty satisfied with everything expect price. Recently At&t installed fiber optic cable in our neighborhood and their prices are a bit cheaper. I was thinking of cancelling Comcast to register it under one of my other family members to get a new promotional deal but that is just another short term solution. I am not sure if I should switch or stay with comcast. There is no other good options in our area.

Conservatives say that guns prevent crime because well armed law abiding citizens can protect themselves while liberals say that guns just cause more harm than good and we should just make it very hard for bad guys to get their hands on guns. I think while we argue about these points we ignore the bigger issue which is poverty. Conservatives love to bring up Chicago so lets talk about Chicago. I happen to live in Illinois and I know few things about our situation. Most of the shootings are in impoverished inner city areas where gun laws are not that different from rest of the state laws. I know some people from those areas and people carry guns for protection even though it's illegal. Cops don't really enforce laws there like they should because they are outnumbered and they want to stay alive. People still die and i'ts mostly gang memebers not unarmed people getting mugged. Think about it, who would be stupid enough to walk with cash in those areas? Drug dealers and that is pretty much it.

I live in the nice suburban area where gun laws are almost the same but we don't have any gun shootings and our crime rate is below national average. How come our strict gun laws caused mass crime in one area ( where laws aren't enforced anyway) and and did nothing horrible in the other area. How come we don't have bunch of thugs gunning down rich liberal unarmed suburbanites?

I have been having sex with my gf for about a month now and things aren't going very well. The problems is that my penis is hurting her. She said that she never had painful sex before and that none of the guys were as thick as me. We tried using extra lube, different positions, more foreplay to get her ready ( this helped but not enough). She is still not enjoying sex and sometimes it's very painful for her. I had this problem with my ex gfriends but more lube usually solved the problem but not this time.

sodium, chloride and BUN are all elevated. Is this a sign of renal failure, mild hydration or diabetes. This is my homework and I have been trying to read my book but I can't find correct answer and I am running out of time. plz help

It keeps running as one of the processes and once end it starts again when play video games. It makes them run really slow. process name is stij.exe. I know in which folder it's located but it won't let me delete the folder and when I delete files inside it they just reappear later. My anti virus can't detect it. What should I do ?

I get many conservatives telling me how liberals want to take their guns away. I think are just paranoid and making things up but I want to ask anyway. Do you think it would be a good idea to take guns away from citizens without criminal record or history of mental illness?

There is a process in Task manager that keeps opening (stij,exe). It keeps messing with how games run on my PC. I would usually just end the process and everything would be fine. Then it would restart right after I end it so I would open files location and delete all files before killing the process. Now it tell me " Operation could not be completed access denied " when i try to kill it. My anti virus does not think its a virus but it probably is some sort of trojan. I tried downloading software called "process explorer" but that does not help. I have windows 7, 64 bit .

I want to start doing some punch bag training. Just for cardio , I am not a boxer or trying to become one. The problem is that I don't have time or patience to wrap my hands for half an hour. I just want to put something on really fast and start. What should i do ?

For now capitalism is the best economic system we got . What do you think is going to be next ? I really doubt capitalism will stay here forever.

For now capitalism is the best economic system we got . What do you think is going to be next ? I really doubt capitalism will stay here forever.

I am studying for a test and some basic SQL will be on it.We are using myWebSQL . My teacher gave us some commands to write but I don't know how to do several of them. If you could write them for me so I can see how to solve this type of problem that would be great.

1. Delete a newly crated user ( i know who to delete ) from customers table

2. Add new currency. Use Insert Into command (table currencies)

3. Use JOIN command to pull information from two table : customers and address_book. The results should show : first name; phone number,full address ( city, country, post code, street etc )

4. Save previous results as VIEW

I am an atheist and this happens to me a lot. I talk to someone who is religious and normally a very nice person. I don't try to convert them, I don't insult their religion and never even initiate talking about this topic. When asked about my religious beliefs I just tell them the truth and that is when it begins. They get very angry with me, start shouting at me, making irrelevant personal attacks. If I was not 6'5 and somewhat muscular I would probably get beaten a lot. When I look into their eyes they look insane. What is it about religion that makes people so crazy?

I want to buy an affordable gaming monitor. Is this a good choice ?

http://www.newegg.com/Product/Product.aspx?Item=N8...

If not, what would you suggest ?

Add me in steam "vovan12". I got 8 of them

I started building my 1st Pc and ran into a problem. None of the Fans that came with my case would work. They were all pre- routed and would go to fan speed control pannel. What I did is re routed them and connected them to my mother board. I did that for fan that is positioned vertically on top of my Phantom 410

http://www.google.com/imgres?hl=en&biw=1680&bih=83...

and Hard drive fan on the bottom right if you look at the pic. They are now working but I am still left with with one fan that is on located on top of back panel. The problem is that it's 3 pin connector and the only space I got left on mother board for is 4 pin that says "system fan ". What should I do now ? I can't tell you exact model of my mother board but its gigabyte that supports AMD processor.