Real Christian

I'm a christian and i have to say, try reading science text books and it doesn't make sense does it?

Therefore it must be wrong isn't it, while religion must not be wrong because, magic and jesus makes more sense.

Science says that the earth is not the center of the solar system, but is that really true?

The bible says that the earth is the center of the universe, and if the earth is not the center then Atheists explain this. Then why does the light of the sun moves straight towards us, so does the stars?

Science also says that there is a force called gravity, but do you really believe that? If that was the case then how come jesus defied the laws of gravity? huh!

Not only that but science has thousands of mistakes. Science says that dinosaurs once lived, but explain why can't we see one? (fossils were put by the devil)

Doesn't that miraculously prove that science is wrong?

Is that a sign that atheist are outnumbering us christians and soon therefore oppressing us christians.

Atheists, isn't it impossible for anyone except God to impregnate a virgin?

1.Who created Charles Darwin?

2.Why does he need to send himself to save us from himself.

3.If he's so powerful why doesn't he solve the problem of starvation?

4.How sure are you that Darwin wrote his holy book?

5.If he's so loving then why can't he just eliminate evil?

6.Why does he need to create hell, if his love is unconditional?

Since atheists belief are so ridiculous how about you answering that atheists!

Doesn't that prove that God exists!

If only God was not a little famous like how Jesus was (that's the reason Jesus made an appearance 2000 years ago, because he was not yet known. That's why they are not making appearances because they were famous, like how celebrities do.

Makes sense huh? Atheists?

I made a quiz determining if you're a real christian or just not, and even atheists are invited to take the quiz just to see realize how wicked, deluded and sinful they are.

Q1-Which of the following is not burning in hell right now?

A.Albert Einstein

B.Ghandi

C.Christopher Hitchens

D.Adolf Hitler

If your answer is D and knew he was a catholic. YOU'RE CORRECT

Give yourself 100 points!

Q2-Which of the following shows that God is loving?

A.Storm Haiyan killed thousands of people

in the philippines

B.Tsunami strikes in Japan killing thousands of people

C.Kid survives in an earthquake while millions died.

D.Thousands died in earthquake in california

If your answer is C, you're correct and give yourself

100 points

Q3-Which of the following biblical ancient superstition is 100 percent effective?

A.Praying

B.Rubbing a dead bird on the alive bird to cure leprosy

C.Flat Circle Earth

D. All of the above

If you're answer is D, then give yourself 500 Points!

Q4 -Which bible verses is/are real?

A.Leviticus 20:13 (Stoning gays)

B. Job 39:9 (unicorns are real)

C.Revelation 12:3 (dragons are real)

D.All of the above.

If your answer was D and knew all verses are real Give yourself 1000 points.

If you scored 1700 then

-You are a real christian

-Fundamentalist

-When dead lives happily ever after

If scored 1000 below

-You are deluded

-You lack intelligence

-You're a godless non believer

I'm a real Christian which can detect the presence of his holy father within his heart, no questions, Period!

The clue that gave me an idea that us Christians we are always being oppressed by misguided atheists

Hey atheists, i have something to tell ya why don't ya just leave us good christians alone so that we can continue our crazy shout outside your houses.

How does it feels like seeing this billboard with your indoctrinated family? Huh?

I'm a christian and i have to say most atheists love to bring out science aka boring none sense. For example,

1.How does the sun shine?

Either god made it shine,

or the nuclear fusion in its core caused by the energy content of hydrogen nuclei fusing together made it emit light and energy.

Which explanation is more easy to understand and which explanation sounds boring to you?

I think the answer is pretty Obvious.

2.Why is the earth so hospitable for life?

Either God placed it in the hospitable zone

or

it was their by accident as to consider the numbers of planets possible in the milky way galaxy, to be hospitable.

which explanation makes your heart warm and fuzzy inside and which explanation sounds like science class!?

I think the answer is Pretty obvious!

3.Why are there living things?

Is it because god made it as stated in genesis?

or living things were made 3.5 billion years ago by chemistry and that they evolved through natural and sexual selection forming different and complex organisms?

Which explanation sounds like love to you? and which explanation makes your brain hurt?

I think the answer is Too obvious.

4.How did the earth formed?

Is it because God created it to be that way?

or the earth was formed by gravitational pull that hurled matter towards it 4.5 billion years ago that caused it to be spherical in shape and causing more matter to fall in, collecting more matter creating a young earth?

Which explanation do you think is more convincing?

First let's make a thought experiment about what would happen if God disappeared? Well, first if God disappeared then our mental picture of god would be the same as what he was like before and after he was gone....

Then us Christians would go unto murderous rampage if they knew God didn't existed (thankfully they knew), since the bible would be useless

If God doesn't exist then the bible would be just an antique book written by primitive men, who didn't knew the earth orbited around the sun.

If God doesn't exist, tornadoes and earthquakes would strike without mercy.

If God doesn't exist,then one of the football team will be lost, and keys will be recovered by sheer luck.

If God disappeared then Jesus would never be born in the first place. (No God, No jesus)

If God disappeared then us Christians would be ignorant about the universe, (no God, No knowledge)

My question atheists is just name one cases that occured, that only proves God exists!

I'm a christian and we simply know that we have been beaten by the other religion. Since this is a air race kinda like the space race. Where we have been beaten by muslims but i guess it's our turn to die for Jesus! Yeah!

Romans 14-8

If we live, we live for the Lord; and if we die, we die for the Lord. So, whether we live or die, we belong to the Lord.

Regards from Jesus

Atheists God sent you an email from my account he said this,

Message for non believers,

You have two options regardless of your identity, press here to accept Christ as your personal saviour...

www.landoverbaptist.com

Or press here to burn in hell for eternity,

www.richarddawkinsfoundation.com

Regards from Jesus

The best solid argument we have against atheist is pascal's wager if us christians have no ideology left, am i right? But i have to convince you that it is better to believe than not believing. I'll explain it to ya that pascal's wager is the best logic against atheists.

First, i have to say i carry garlic all the time in public , okay atheists laugh all you want, i was once like that. But if vampires don't exist and you have a garlic, you got nothing to lose but if they exist and you don't have a garlic you got everything to lose.

Not only that i carry a lens which can see ghost, the reason is because if ghost don't exist and you carry this lense, you got nothing to lose, but if they exist and you don't have this lens, you got everything to LOSE!

Also i have here a black arrow that can kill dragons, because if dragons don't exist and you have this killer black arrow you got nothing to lose, but if they exist and you don't have one, you got everything to lose!

and that's the proof why you should believe God.

-Regards from Jesus

I'm definitely a christian and atheists are simply don't have good evidence and logic to change our christian weeny brains, so atheists you say evidence and logic, Try again and make sure it changes our mind.

Regards from Jesus

Atheists always makes big misconceptions about Christianity and i'm going to correct them one by one.

-Its true that when we pray we talk to iur mind.

-It's true that we talk very deep inside our heads when we pray.

BUT WE DON'T TALK TO OUESELVES OKAY!

-It's true that jesus cannot be seen

-And we talk to him when we pray

BUT JESUS IS NOT OUR IMAGINARY FRIEND! OKAY!

-It's true that the goat herders wrote the bible.

-And it was written by humans.

BUT THE BIBLE WAS WRITTEN BY GOD, OKAY!

-It's true that jesus will soon come into your town or city.

-He makes list whether you're on the book

-Gives free gita

BUT JESUS IS NOT SANTA CLAUS FOR ADULTS!

I'm a christian, and i would believe everything that is wrote in this holy book, which the authors i never heard about, but only from my parents. But if it says the earth is flat in the bible and you must stone homosexuals then so be it. To sum up i would rather believe in God rather than godless scientists which is a human.

SO ATHEISTS WHO WOULD YOU believe humans or from a God

I'm a christian and i've noticed that atheists are so mean, that when i preach on the streets. I convinced atheists that after they die, they will burn for all eternity in hell and they will cry with agony. Then they say something like, 'evidence' or that they reject the idea of hell or God on my face'. When they say that, i feel deep inside my heart that he offended the creator of the universe. I can't believe it! Why are they so mean anyway?

Today i'm gonna launch a nuke warhead of logic against these non-believers who don't know who God is. I knew God because i talked to God that night, and i'm going to prove that God is not only imaginary but he exists! I'm 100 hundred percent sure of it, prove atheists are just dumb and deluded.

1.If God didn't existed, then who impregnated the virgin mary? Isn't it impossible for an ordinary man to impregnate a virgin? Therefore God exists.

2.If the earth is 4.5 billion years old, find me its birth certificate where it says its 4.5 billion years old.

3.If you hold a corn in your hand, then explain why it fits perfectly?

4.If God is not caring, explain why when an earthquake strikes thousands dies but one child lives. Doesn't that prove that God is not only caring but he's loving is unconditional?

5.If God does not help us christians, explain why i can get an A in an exam (sometimes), find my keys, climb a roof, walk on the street, without being slammed by a car and can masturbate?

6.If gravity is real, explain how jesus defied gravity 2000 years ago?

7.If homosexuality is not a sin then explain why God sent a hurricane to kill gays?

8.If sun is the center of the solar system, how come the sun's, moon's and the star's rays move towards us as if we are the center of the universe?

See, atheists good piece of logic that proves atheists are dumb and deluded.

I'm a christian and to those who reject the idea of hell or so called agnostics which are not sure if they are going to hell, there are actually evidence that proves hell is a real factual place.

First an atheist may ask these and i'm going to answer it,

What is hell? Hell is a place where everything burns, including your penis, or your ****, it is so hot that the temperature reaches 10 000 degrees celsius.

Where is hell? Hell is located underground, or at the center of the earth. (That's why the movie the journey to the center of the earth is satanic)

What is the best thing about hell? The best thing about hell is that when we all die. Us christians will go to heaven, to us the best thing is not jesus, moses or God in heaven but a look out where we can see atheists scream in agony for all eternity.

Why is there a hell? Because a loving God wanted it that way.

How do you experience pain in hell? When you die, you will have spiritual nerve cells that travels to your brain.

Evidence for hell? Lava originally came from hell, when hell is full (because of atheists) the magma is released from the volcano. Earthquakes, volcanoes and tsunamis, atheists are to blame not God, because God put them there in the first place.