tlldob

I want to know how the rich make fast money, not the usual crap about growth funds and high cap stocks.

I just learned that the universe is expanding and will soon (100 trillion years) become so dilute that everything will be almost nothing. Should I start hoarding canned goods and water in my basement?

This is an awesome bike, but only seems to be available in UK.

Do you need recovery time with cardio training or can you train every day. For example, with weight training you need to have rest days so the muscle tissue can recover. Do you need to have rest days with cardiovascular training?

Every time I eat with a vegetarian, they say things like:

"I don't eat meat because a helpless animal had to be killed."

I don't want to be a part of the pain and suffering of animals."

"Animals have rights just like people do."

Instead of pushing their misguided ideologies on me, why can't they just say:

'I have made a choice not to eat meat." And stop trying to make themselves sound like they are better than everyone else with their ego driven remarks.

God put animals on this planet to feed us and work for us. I don't believe we should torture them or hunt for fun, but let's get real people. You can't tell me that a bowl full of tofu and wheat germ tastes better than a thick, tender, mouth watering, juicey hunk of roast beef that has been marinated over night and cooked to perfection.

And don't give me that crap about having to cook and put sauce on meat. I have never seen anyone eat a salad without dressing.

UMMMMM! This burger tastes great!

Sometimes I ask stupid questions as a joke and I get serious answers. Why is this? Are there any people out there with a sense of humour?

I am not sure if it is the aliens or the communists, but someone is trying to control my thoughts by using gamma ray technology. Sometimes I can hear them placing suggestions into my brain. I have tried using ultraviolet lights in my room, but that doesn't seem to help much.

do they cheat somehow? I have no idea how they get so many points. It seems they have some method of voting themselves best answer. Maybe they have more than one e-mail account and ask a question and answer their own question and then go back and pick it as best answer. What do you think?

When I do a number 2, it stinks like crap. Is that normal...everyone says that I think my **** doesn't stink. But I know it does. Should I tell them it stinks or pretend that it doesn't? I am so confused.

Do you swallow them or spit them out?

I have been eating the brains of small animals to see if I can gain their knowledge. The other day, I ate the brains of a squirrel. About an hour after that, I found myself in the backyard digging up acorns out of the ground. It was like I knew where they were....Do you think this would work if I ate a person's brains?

I have an investment property in the U.S.A. that will need to be refinanced in two years. I currently have an ARM, but will not be able to get the rent to cover the new payments. If I foreclose on this property, will it affect my credit here in Canada? I want to buy more homes in Canada in the near future.