Can you tell me where I could buy a time machine?

I need to be able to travel back in time, as well as forward. Any help would be greatly appreciated.

Before you answer that I am crazy or something, you may want to look at the last question that I asked. The theory is sound, it is the technology that I am looking for.

2006-03-09T11:49:32Z

position28, I love your answer! It seems like the perfect solution in our lifetime. Unfortunately, "they" figured out a way to stop that from happening a long time ago. I don't deal with Estate Planning at all, but I learn about the law of perpetuity in law school. It basically says you can't control your estate from the grave indefinitely. You can only control what happens to your money for something like 23 years beyond the life of any then living heir at the time of your death, but don't quote me on that. Maybe there's a way around it by setting up a corp. or trust, but I doubt it would be possible to control an account for that length of time. :(

2006-03-09T13:39:07Z

Wow! I looked at target.com for "time machine," and what I got back was, "We found 523 match(es) for 'time machine' at Target ." Weird, huh? Maybe that's the answer.

2006-03-09T13:42:55Z

alaska, please uncap your keyboard and tell me if you think position28's response is plausible or likely, just based on the compound interest theory. Anyone else? I like the idea, I'll invest a couple bucks...

2007_Shelby_GT5002006-03-09T16:56:19Z

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LOL! Buy a time machine on eBay like the idiot Uncle Rico in the movie Napoleon Dynamite.

position282006-03-09T11:00:00Z

Position28: * messes up hair to look like Einstine *

Ok here we go when you die set asside some money to gain interest for like 500 years or so.
Have your estate offer some small grants for time travel reasurch.
Have your estate offer reward for first operational time travel device.
Have them go back in time to have you signg their reward check aaaand buy a ride on your time machiene.
This a quote from einstine " compond interest is the most powerfull force in the universe "
Position28: * combs hair *
Oh ya and thank me for giveing you your best bet at buying a time machiene.
Although time travel is not possable.
doing things forward looks pretty promicing.

yozombiesmama2006-03-09T13:23:19Z

I saw some at Target the other day. I think it was like, 599.99. good deal for the joy of going back in time to mess with humanity

Anonymous2006-03-09T10:27:36Z

The only time travel which is available at this time: 12:27pm (CST) is.... Hypnosis techniques, call progressive relaxation. You can learn this techniques and go foward or back in time.
Back is called Past life regression.

merlin_steele2006-03-09T18:34:24Z

Actually, that's not a bad idea from position28. Put some money back and have your estate take care of it for you long after you die. Hmmmm, idea for a book or movie....

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