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Can you tell me where I could buy a time machine?

I need to be able to travel back in time, as well as forward. Any help would be greatly appreciated.

Before you answer that I am crazy or something, you may want to look at the last question that I asked. The theory is sound, it is the technology that I am looking for.

Update:

position28, I love your answer! It seems like the perfect solution in our lifetime. Unfortunately, "they" figured out a way to stop that from happening a long time ago. I don't deal with Estate Planning at all, but I learn about the law of perpetuity in law school. It basically says you can't control your estate from the grave indefinitely. You can only control what happens to your money for something like 23 years beyond the life of any then living heir at the time of your death, but don't quote me on that. Maybe there's a way around it by setting up a corp. or trust, but I doubt it would be possible to control an account for that length of time. :(

Update 2:

Wow! I looked at target.com for "time machine," and what I got back was, "We found 523 match(es) for 'time machine' at Target ." Weird, huh? Maybe that's the answer.

Update 3:

alaska, please uncap your keyboard and tell me if you think position28's response is plausible or likely, just based on the compound interest theory. Anyone else? I like the idea, I'll invest a couple bucks...

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  • 2 decades ago
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    LOL! Buy a time machine on eBay like the idiot Uncle Rico in the movie Napoleon Dynamite.

  • 2 decades ago

    Position28: * messes up hair to look like Einstine *

    Ok here we go when you die set asside some money to gain interest for like 500 years or so.

    Have your estate offer some small grants for time travel reasurch.

    Have your estate offer reward for first operational time travel device.

    Have them go back in time to have you signg their reward check aaaand buy a ride on your time machiene.

    This a quote from einstine " compond interest is the most powerfull force in the universe "

    Position28: * combs hair *

    Oh ya and thank me for giveing you your best bet at buying a time machiene.

    Although time travel is not possable.

    doing things forward looks pretty promicing.

  • 2 decades ago

    I saw some at Target the other day. I think it was like, 599.99. good deal for the joy of going back in time to mess with humanity

  • Anonymous
    2 decades ago

    The only time travel which is available at this time: 12:27pm (CST) is.... Hypnosis techniques, call progressive relaxation. You can learn this techniques and go foward or back in time.

    Back is called Past life regression.

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  • 2 decades ago

    Actually, that's not a bad idea from position28. Put some money back and have your estate take care of it for you long after you die. Hmmmm, idea for a book or movie....

  • Anonymous
    2 decades ago

    Well since Time Travel is impossible atm, your search is futile but, you may be able to find a piece of crap imitation on EBAY

  • alaska
    Lv 4
    2 decades ago

    EACH STATE , TERRITORY , & COUNTRY IS DIFFERENT.

    AND IT WILL DEPEND IF YOU ARE DEALING WITH A WILL OR A TRUST, OR A TRUST FUND, THERE ARE NUMEROUS OTHER THINGS YOU CAN SET UP .., BUT IT DEPENDS ON YOUR STATE THAT YOU LIVE IN AND THE STATE THE PERSONEL OR PRIVATE PROPERTY IS AT..

    SO ....TO TRAVEL IN TIME.... GO TO YOUR LOCAL LIB.

    OR

    IF YOU ARE CLOSE TO A UNIVERSITY WITH A LEGAL LIB. GO TRAVEL THE ISLES OF BOOKS.

    HAPPY TRAVELS...

  • Anonymous
    2 decades ago

    Ask John Titor.

  • Anonymous
    2 decades ago

    I think you have to go to the twilight zone to get one of those, but I hear they are really cheap.

  • 2 decades ago

    Ebay, where else?

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