I know not all Conservatives are this dumb, but...?

Check out this blog (BEWARE: it has one of those pictures of a still-born baby that pro-lifers like to pretend is an aborted baby on it).

Anyway, this Conservative moron (and I know not all Conservatives are morons, so leave me alone on that one) gets all pissed off about an article in...The Onion.

He thought it was real.

As I read somewhere..."Now we're going to have to cut their meat for them."

The Idiot's blog:
http://marchtogether.blogspot.com/2006/07/murder-without-conscience.html

The actual Onion "editorial":
http://www.theonion.com/content/node/33680?issue=4227&special=1999

2006-07-15T10:35:07Z

Paperclip wit: you've been reported. Thanks for making Michael Savage your role-model and proving that insults and racial epithets are the best way Conservatives can communicate.
If you can't discuss politics without the use of offensive words, you shouldn't be talking politics.

2006-07-15T10:37:00Z

As for the accusation of generalizing, twice, I said I know not all Conservatives are dumb...apparently I was wrong on that, because so far we have someone who is unashamed of dropping the n-word, and someone who can't read.

notyou3112006-07-15T10:20:08Z

Favorite Answer

They suffer from Wingers' Disease:

The Center for Disease Control has issued a warning about a new
virulent
> strain of Sexually Transmitted Disease. The disease is contracted
through
> dangerous and high-risk behavior. The disease is called Gonorrhea
Lectim
> and
> is pronounced "gonna reelect him." Many victims contracted it in
2004,
> after
> having been screwed for the previous four years.
>
> Cognitive characteristics of individuals infected include: antisocial
> personality disorders, delusions of grandeur with messianic
overtones,
> extreme cognitive dissonance, inability to incorporate new
information,
> pronounced xenophobia and paranoia, inability to accept
responsibility for
> own actions, cowardice masked by misplaced bravado, uncontrolled
facial
> smirking, ignorance of geography and history, tendencies towards
> evangelical
> theocracy, categorical all-or-nothing behavior.
>
> Naturalists and epidemiologists are amazed at how this destructive
disease
> originated only a few years ago from a bush found in Texas.
>
>

Anonymous2006-07-15T10:21:58Z

A saying you might like - "Not all conservatives are stupid, but most stupid people are conservatives" - sorry I don't have the attribution.

And you're right - I'm sure you'll get ripped up by the neocons who prowl here that love to screech at anything that catches their attention, because screeching loudly is a better solution than discourse.

brewcityconservative2006-07-15T10:22:14Z

Every article, no matter how ridiculous, has some shred of truth to it. Perhaps said blogger took it too seriously, but are you quite sure that the author of this farce weren't injecting some personal ideology? Just think about it ...

Mike L2006-07-15T10:26:21Z

Is there a question here? Forget the abortion argument, it annoys me that people use Answers as a platform to express opinions. This place should be about getting questions asked & answered.

dilox2016-12-10T14:59:23Z

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