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I know not all Conservatives are this dumb, but...?

Check out this blog (BEWARE: it has one of those pictures of a still-born baby that pro-lifers like to pretend is an aborted baby on it).

Anyway, this Conservative moron (and I know not all Conservatives are morons, so leave me alone on that one) gets all pissed off about an article in...The Onion.

He thought it was real.

As I read somewhere..."Now we're going to have to cut their meat for them."

The Idiot's blog:

http://marchtogether.blogspot.com/2006/07/murder-w...

The actual Onion "editorial":

http://www.theonion.com/content/node/33680?issue=4...

Update:

Paperclip wit: you've been reported. Thanks for making Michael Savage your role-model and proving that insults and racial epithets are the best way Conservatives can communicate.

If you can't discuss politics without the use of offensive words, you shouldn't be talking politics.

Update 2:

As for the accusation of generalizing, twice, I said I know not all Conservatives are dumb...apparently I was wrong on that, because so far we have someone who is unashamed of dropping the n-word, and someone who can't read.

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  • 1 decade ago
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    They suffer from Wingers' Disease:

    The Center for Disease Control has issued a warning about a new

    virulent

    > strain of Sexually Transmitted Disease. The disease is contracted

    through

    > dangerous and high-risk behavior. The disease is called Gonorrhea

    Lectim

    > and

    > is pronounced "gonna reelect him." Many victims contracted it in

    2004,

    > after

    > having been screwed for the previous four years.

    >

    > Cognitive characteristics of individuals infected include: antisocial

    > personality disorders, delusions of grandeur with messianic

    overtones,

    > extreme cognitive dissonance, inability to incorporate new

    information,

    > pronounced xenophobia and paranoia, inability to accept

    responsibility for

    > own actions, cowardice masked by misplaced bravado, uncontrolled

    facial

    > smirking, ignorance of geography and history, tendencies towards

    > evangelical

    > theocracy, categorical all-or-nothing behavior.

    >

    > Naturalists and epidemiologists are amazed at how this destructive

    disease

    > originated only a few years ago from a bush found in Texas.

    >

    >

  • Anonymous
    1 decade ago

    A saying you might like - "Not all conservatives are stupid, but most stupid people are conservatives" - sorry I don't have the attribution.

    And you're right - I'm sure you'll get ripped up by the neocons who prowl here that love to screech at anything that catches their attention, because screeching loudly is a better solution than discourse.

  • Every article, no matter how ridiculous, has some shred of truth to it. Perhaps said blogger took it too seriously, but are you quite sure that the author of this farce weren't injecting some personal ideology? Just think about it ...

  • 1 decade ago

    Is there a question here? Forget the abortion argument, it annoys me that people use Answers as a platform to express opinions. This place should be about getting questions asked & answered.

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  • dilox
    Lv 4
    4 years ago

    So, if im white, non violent, calm, and characteristic a 135iq...and bypass to a highschool the position blacks are bused in. They push people interior the halls. They yell. They scream. They get in fights. and they stand interior the way of all and distinctive... My IQ has fallen? Problably genuine. i imagine my IQ in basic terms fell for some seconds reading your submit.

  • 1 decade ago

    Yeah there's propaganda on both sides of the issue. I'm just gratified that this Republican -controlled Congress follows polls by keeping abortion legal and safe.

  • all true conservatives are the most intelligent people on the planet---of course I'm excluding people with two teeth...but all educated conservatives...like myself are far and away the most amazing people on this planet ala Michael Savage...Pat Buchanan...Virginia Abernathy

    to the idiot who typed this: A saying you might like - "Not all conservatives are stupid, but most stupid people are conservatives" ----"not all sand ******* are terrorists but all terrorists are sand *******"

  • Anonymous
    1 decade ago

    So, because of one person, you're making sweeping generalizations about others?

    How utterly typical.

  • 1 decade ago

    what a douchebag

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