Does anyone have any funny stories from their childhood?

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My family went on a roadtrip in a truck/camper. My parents were up front and my sisters and I were in the back. We had just eaten a huge Italian meal and were just getting back on the road when my older sister spit down from the top bunk onto my face, I had a very week stomache as a child. Things like boogers and spit always made me throw up.  I started gagging and of course I threw upm right into the lap of my oldest sister who was right next to me. She smelled the throw up and also threw up, and then the sister on the top bunk threw up onto the two of us. We had to knock on the window to get my mothers attention. We got into so much trouble. Today we all laugh so hard. It will always be remembered as the barf-o-rama.

Alex · Accepted Answer

I had a rabbitt named thumper who used to hop around on the carpet.  I told my little brother that the terds were raisins and he ate them.  I got in huge trouble.

Anonymous · Answer

My sister always had to go to the bathroom in the middle of the night. She could get to the bathroom without waking up. 

Well, we moved and that night when she headed off for the spot that would have been the bathroom in the old house, she ended up in my brother's closet.

C&#39;s Wifey · Answer

When I was 5 yrs, I wanted to change the color of my skin. A classmate once told me that if I drank chocolate milk, I would get darker. If I drank white milk, I would get lighter. I drank white milk to this day and nothing happened. I knew her advice was too good to be true!!!

sassy brat · Answer

i was 13 and was telling this deer to stop eating the carrots from our garden and he reared up on his haunches and thumped me ontop the head,i threw him off and i ran and ran to the neighbors house only to find that he was right behind me chasing me all the way,even right to the porch where I pounded on the door.The deer was raised by people down the road but became mean when it started getting its horns.

misslabeled · Answer

You mean like the Stephen King story from Stand By Me?  Sounds like plagiarism from this end.

Does anyone have any funny stories from their childhood?

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