Does anyone have any funny stories from their childhood?

I had a rabbitt named thumper who used to hop around on the carpet. I told my little brother that the terds were raisins and he ate them. I got in huge trouble.

My sister always had to go to the bathroom in the middle of the night. She could get to the bathroom without waking up.

Well, we moved and that night when she headed off for the spot that would have been the bathroom in the old house, she ended up in my brother's closet.

When I was 5 yrs, I wanted to change the color of my skin. A classmate once told me that if I drank chocolate milk, I would get darker. If I drank white milk, I would get lighter. I drank white milk to this day and nothing happened. I knew her advice was too good to be true!!!

i was 13 and was telling this deer to stop eating the carrots from our garden and he reared up on his haunches and thumped me ontop the head,i threw him off and i ran and ran to the neighbors house only to find that he was right behind me chasing me all the way,even right to the porch where I pounded on the door.The deer was raised by people down the road but became mean when it started getting its horns.

You mean like the Stephen King story from Stand By Me? Sounds like plagiarism from this end.

i've had a lot of stupid things happen to me as a child, apart from my clumsiness. i can list two situations though that i found pretty funny. when i was in fifth grade, i was told that i needed braces but that i'd have to wait a lil longer until i could get them. i got them on my top teeth at age twelve. while i was in my lounge room, i had a cushion from the couch that i wrapped my arms around as i was watching a scary movie. something funny happened in the movie that when i went to laugh, i bit the cushion and a spring and wire from the braces came out. my sisters saw what happened and they couldnt stop laughing. they keep reminding me of that moment. another situation, i only found out at the beginning of last year. my mum told the story while we were went away for a bit. apparently, when i was four years old, i was already drinking. it was only champagne though. each time there was a special occasion going on, like a wedding, baptism, and others, when people were out there dancing and werent drinking their champagne, i would go to every table and drink the rest of what was in their glass. like i said, i was four years old, and at the time i didnt want it to go to waste. seeing i was only that age and doing that, it sounded pretty funny when it was told. my mum's situation i found was soooo much more funnier though. when she was a little girl, like seven, eight yrs old, her mother went to the shops, leaving my mum behind. she warned my mum not to touch the large jug-type bottle of agua dient - a strong portuguese red wine that my grandfather has bn making for years. when she came back from the shops, she found my mum totally drunk and looking like she was about to faint. my grandmother asked her if she had drank some of that wine, and my mum denied it, and when my grandmother went to go and check the wine, all the wine from the bottle was gone, leaving the bottle completely empty. my grandmother went back to my mum only to find that she was sleeping on the floor. when i first heard that had happened to my mum, i laughed hysterically because my mum's always talking about being honest and not doing anything stupid and trying to teach us about morals. another situation with my mum that was funny was that she used to own chickens, her mum would breed them and get them to lay eggs. when my mum was a little girl, she wanted to help out her mum with the chickens and thought she'd be able to handle it. my mum tried catching the chickens, and every time she tried, she couldnt seem to catch them, and she would continue trying to chase them. i found it hilarious because i can just picture my mum as a little girl trying to chase the chickens without catching them

Sure everyone has funny stories from their childhood. What is funny for one person is not necessarily funny for another. Our sense of humor is more often than not very different. You know the old saying each to his own.