If you were the voices inside Dubya's head, what do you think they'd be saying?

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I suppose I'd say something along the lines of this:
"Why is my head so hollow?"
"Man, there's too much sun! I better squint some more."
"I attacked what country again?"
"Iraq? Why the Hell did I do that? Oh ya, Daddy told me to."
"Why do they call it the Cabinet? I don't see any cabinets!"
"I wonder what this button does.....oops."
"Why doesn't Carlos Mencia like me?"
"Am I a Dee Dee Dee?"
"Let's see... Afghanistan? Nope, done that. Vietnam? Heck no, don't wanna make that mistake. Korea! Naw, too risky. China! Naw, they make a bunch of stuff for us. But they have good Chow Mein! I know, I'll attack Iran next!"
"Okay, remember, pointy end goes on the paper then write. the dull end of the pencil points towards me."
"Let's see. How do I spell my name? G-E-O-, forget it, I'll get Rice to do it."
"I guess it's about time I fire another person from my administration."
" I could've swarn Daddy told me that there were WMDs in Iraq!"
"Why can't I find Osama? I found Saddam! Oh, I know, because I sent most of the troops to Iraq instead of Afghanistan!"
"Why is there a guy wearing a turban on his head and a clock tied to his belly running toward me?"
"Maybe he wants to give me a hug."
"Wait, that's not a clock!"
"It's a clock-radio!"
"Whoa, that guy nearly got me. Thank God security got him!"
"Hmm... seperation from Church and State... let's cross that out while we're at it."
"How in the Hell did I get elected a 2nd time?!"
and finally, I'd say this:
"Oops, I made doody in my undies!"...Show more

You gotta work quick George , you only got 2 years to make yourself dictator....Show more

AFLAACK

Head on, Apply directly to the forehead.

Geeze, Condi looks hot tonight. i'd definitely tap that....Show more

I wish the public would stop going to Y/A to validate themselves....Show more

DRINK DRINK DRINK

DO COCAINE DO COCAINE DO COCAINE

WOW, TONY'S *** LOOKS HOT IN THOSE TROUSERS

I HOPE CONDIE IS NOT USING THE URINAL NEXT TO MINE

PLEASE, HUGO, STOP SAYING THE WORD SOCIALISM, I GOT DUMMIES BACK HOME WHO ARE STILL BRAINWASHED INTO THINKING THATS BAD.

GEE, WHO INVENTED FIRE

I MISUNDERESTIMATE MYSELF AT TIMES...Show more