If you were the voices inside Dubya's head, what do you think they'd be saying?

I suppose I'd say something along the lines of this:

"Why is my head so hollow?"

"Man, there's too much sun! I better squint some more."

"I attacked what country again?"

"Iraq? Why the Hell did I do that? Oh ya, Daddy told me to."

"Why do they call it the Cabinet? I don't see any cabinets!"

"I wonder what this button does.....oops."

"Why doesn't Carlos Mencia like me?"

"Am I a Dee Dee Dee?"

"Let's see... Afghanistan? Nope, done that. Vietnam? Heck no, don't wanna make that mistake. Korea! Naw, too risky. China! Naw, they make a bunch of stuff for us. But they have good Chow Mein! I know, I'll attack Iran next!"

"Okay, remember, pointy end goes on the paper then write. the dull end of the pencil points towards me."

"Let's see. How do I spell my name? G-E-O-, forget it, I'll get Rice to do it."

"I guess it's about time I fire another person from my administration."

" I could've swarn Daddy told me that there were WMDs in Iraq!"

"Why can't I find Osama? I found Saddam! Oh, I know, because I sent most of the troops to Iraq instead of Afghanistan!"

"Why is there a guy wearing a turban on his head and a clock tied to his belly running toward me?"

"Maybe he wants to give me a hug."

"Wait, that's not a clock!"

"It's a clock-radio!"

"Whoa, that guy nearly got me. Thank God security got him!"

"Hmm... seperation from Church and State... let's cross that out while we're at it."

"How in the Hell did I get elected a 2nd time?!"

and finally, I'd say this:

"Oops, I made doody in my undies!"

You gotta work quick George , you only got 2 years to make yourself dictator.

AFLAACK

Head on, Apply directly to the forehead.

Geeze, Condi looks hot tonight. i'd definitely tap that.

I wish the public would stop going to Y/A to validate themselves.

DRINK DRINK DRINK

DO COCAINE DO COCAINE DO COCAINE

WOW, TONY'S *** LOOKS HOT IN THOSE TROUSERS

I HOPE CONDIE IS NOT USING THE URINAL NEXT TO MINE

PLEASE, HUGO, STOP SAYING THE WORD SOCIALISM, I GOT DUMMIES BACK HOME WHO ARE STILL BRAINWASHED INTO THINKING THATS BAD.

GEE, WHO INVENTED FIRE

I MISUNDERESTIMATE MYSELF AT TIMES

God is on your side, you don't need facts, you don't need to listen, do what your gut tells you, you were elected by god, you are his sword, you can do no wrong, you are the decider. <repeat>

Less than 2 years more of the idiotic Democrats whining like the babies that they are and you're out of it George so hang in there.

I would be saying:

Holy sh**, is it ever dark and empty in here!

"Gee, I wonder how "My Pet Goat" came out..."

"wow this pile of crap in the toilet is more attractive, yet just as intelligent as that Clinton woman"