manhattanmaryanne
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if i told you that you had a gorgeous body..would you hold it against me!
I am Laurie
Hey, is that new perfume or do I do have one mother of a sinus infection?
Hey, you're really kind of cute. Were you always this chunky?
Hey, those whiskers on your chin really lengthen your extraordinarily round face.
Hey, does that mountainous mole on your cheek have it's own bunny trail?
Hey, are those a few extra chins or a chymera-like twin you absorbed as a fetus?
Hey, I see you have cankles. I LOVE when ankles and calves become one.
Hey, I love full, natural breasts. Nipples SHOULD rub up against your belt.
Hey, interesting face. I want to go as YOU next Halloween.
Hey, interesting shoes. Kinda large, huh? Was your mother a Clydesdale?
Hey, I'd LOVE for you and the herd you're with to move to another bar, OK? Thanks babe.
Anonymous
"If i bit my lip, would you kiss it better?"
"You look familiar... Have i seen you before? Oh yeah i remember! You look like my next girlfriend!"
"If i said you have a nice body, would you hold it against mind?"
"Hey baby im like a rubix cube, the more you play with me the harder i get"
"FOR THE LOVE OF GOD HAVE ME!!!"
TitoBob
Has anybody ever told you you look like ___ (a well-known movie or singing star)?
Pancho D
Tell her she needs to tie her shoes, when she has pump high heels on.