Walmart Scam?

WATCH FOR THIS SCAM

I don't know how many of you shop at Walmarts, but this is how I became a victim of this scam.

Two seriously good looking well-built cowboy type guys come over to your car as you are loading your purchases. They are both shirtless and start wiping your windshield with a rag and windex withe their highly defined chest muscles and rock-hard abs. It's impossible not to look. When you offer them a tip, they say "No" and instead ask for a ride over to another store.

You agree and they get in the back seat. On the way. they start talking dirty about what they want to do to you. Then one of them climbs over the front seat and begins kissing your neck and begs you to pull over so he can make love to you!!

While this is going on the other guy steals your purse!!!

I had my purse stolen last Tuesday, Wednesday, twice on Thursday, again on Saturday, and also yesterday and most likely tomorrow.

Hope you enjoy a good laugh!!!

2007-05-03T13:12:40Z

I am glad you all enjoy!!!!

2007-05-03T13:15:29Z

Give me stars =)

blackrealty2007-05-03T13:07:34Z

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sorry next time i will put on a shirt.

kiako2007-05-03T13:18:49Z

I also thought it was something serious until I got to the second paragraph. As soon as you wrote 'with their highly defined chest muscles and rock-hard abs'. This joke is HILARIOUS! Nicely done!
:-)

Jouvert2007-05-04T09:48:44Z

Wonderful!

Anonymous2007-05-03T14:42:26Z

hahahaahahahaha i thought that was great....must admit thought you was on about a proper scam , add to go back and see wot catorgory it was in hahahhawell done 10/10 and a star

eric w2007-05-03T13:04:14Z

which walmart and what location. I can say is that. If you trust two guys half naked in your car you are lucky enough to get away without your purse. What if you caught an STD. Be thankful and be careful. This is your life , not a 15 min fling.

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