read!! funniest jokes STAR IF U LIKE!?

1.Roses are red violets are blue, god made me pretty, what happened to you?

2. DiD u hit every branched on your way down wyhen u feel off the ugly tree?
Did u fall out of the ugly tree and hit every branch on your way down???

3. I KnOw I'm NoT PeRfEcT,bUt I'm So ClOsE iT sCaReS mE~!~

4. I KnOw I'm NoT PeRfEcT,bUt I'm So ClOsE iT sCaReS mE~!~

5. *See my haylo* *Bright n shiny* *Mess wid mee* *I'll kick ure hiney*

6. Roses are red violets are blue, god made me pretty, what happened to you?

7. Last night I was looking at the stars and I was wondering where the heck is my ceiling!

8.Don't be a guy, The world is full of guys.Be a MAN **

9.I'm §uGaR & §piCe & EvErYtHiNg N¡Ce... b4 yOu Me§§ w/ Me... yOu ße§t ThiNk twice

10what's the difference between boy's soccer and girl's soccer? oh ya girl's make it look better!

11. If bein hott is a crime........ arrest me

12. ****I'm not werid! I'm gifted****

13. A Person Who Asks A Question Is A Fool For Five Minutes, A Person Who Doesn't Is A Fool Forever ...

14. guys are like slinkies its always fun to watch them fall down the stairs

15. Never start frowning because you never know who's falling in love with your smile :)

16.If You Luv Me... Let Me Know... If You Don't... Then Let Me Go...

17. ********Did u fall down the ugly tree and hit every branch on your way down!********

18. what's the difference between boy's soccer and girl's soccer? oh ya girl's make it look better!!

19. Well if i called the wrong number, whyd you answer?

20. There's a light at the end of every tunnel, just pray it's not a train.

21.I can only please one person per day, today is not your day and tomorrow doesn't look good either.

22.Don't call me a GODDESS, Don't call me a QUEEN, Just call me the cutest PRINCESS you've ever seen!


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PLEASE STAR IF U THINK IT'S FUNNY!!!!!!

cutest chick!!!2007-07-19T10:24:13Z

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okay.......getting really lame.......

I♥™2007-07-21T03:30:04Z

not really that funny but i liked

There's a light at the end of every tunnel, just pray it's not a train

and

See my haylo Bright n shiny Mess wid mee I'll kick ure hiney

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Nancy2016-04-01T05:58:12Z

I've already heard those, so no star. But I do think they're funny. Here's one I made up myself: How many Puerto Ricans does it take to change a light bulb? Answer: Four. One to change the bulb and three to work on the car. (I guess you had to be there.)

Anonymous2007-07-19T19:17:33Z

Star 4 you! That is funny. I like the sugar & spice one!!

Nicolette Martin2007-07-19T10:33:51Z

Roses are red violets are blue, god made me pretty, what happened to

that was my fav.
star i thought it was funny

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