Here's some more funny jokes!! LOL!!?

Please give me Star if i make you laugh ok!!
(1) ☻You are summoned to Cupid's court for being so damn sexy and trespassing in fantasies. If found guilty, you are sentenced to 24hrs of Sex a Day!
How do you plead??

(2) ☻"Hello, this is your mobile phone, just wanted to get out of your pocket, the smell next to your Balls was unbearable, I think that your Dick is dead"!!

(3) ☻If ever in life your very Sad, Lonely and feel that you lost everything. i'll come hold your hand and take you for a long walk along a lonely bridge and show you where to jump!

♥I Love You All!!

Anonymous2008-03-12T22:28:38Z

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not funny.

Ashley2008-03-13T18:20:14Z

Sean the last one is funny. The other two not so much but that is mostly b/c i'm not a big fan of sex jokes.

becky34bl2008-03-13T05:41:09Z

ok the 1 about the phone is funny,but the others are lame!!!

tweetybabe07742008-03-13T05:30:45Z

didnt think the 1st one was funny
but the last 2 were kinda funny!

Anonymous2008-03-13T05:30:43Z

How do I plead?

Innocent beyond reasonable doubt!

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