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Here's some more funny jokes!! LOL!!?
Please give me Star if i make you laugh ok!!
(1) ☻You are summoned to Cupid's court for being so damn sexy and trespassing in fantasies. If found guilty, you are sentenced to 24hrs of Sex a Day!
How do you plead??
(2) ☻"Hello, this is your mobile phone, just wanted to get out of your pocket, the smell next to your Balls was unbearable, I think that your Dick is dead"!!
(3) ☻If ever in life your very Sad, Lonely and feel that you lost everything. i'll come hold your hand and take you for a long walk along a lonely bridge and show you where to jump!
♥I Love You All!!
10 Answers
- Anonymous1 decade agoFavorite Answer
not funny.
- 1 decade ago
Sean the last one is funny. The other two not so much but that is mostly b/c i'm not a big fan of sex jokes.
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- Anonymous1 decade ago
How do I plead?
Innocent beyond reasonable doubt!
- 1 decade ago
number 2 is funny, i think im going to send that as a text message
- Anonymous1 decade ago
Your jokes suck, no star for you..
