Do unicorns love 8 year olds?
My co-worker and I are fighting over this issue. I think unicorns hate 8 year olds because they have big scary teeth. I mean, this girl loves American Idol, so she doesn't even know the truth.
My co-worker and I are fighting over this issue. I think unicorns hate 8 year olds because they have big scary teeth. I mean, this girl loves American Idol, so she doesn't even know the truth.
Anonymous
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8 year olds smell like gummy bears and dirt and lick their chapped lips all the time... at least my grody little niece does.
Unicorns hate 8 year olds and so do I.
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8 year olds have BIG SCARY TEETH? 8 year old unicorns? I have big scary teeth. I shall eat the unicorns with them... chop chop... Except You're the Dream Unicorn who has answered already. HE is the KING OF YAHOO ANSWERS! Long live the..
Anyway... what was the question?
Anonymous
Unicorns hate 8 year olds because of the big teeth, but also because their hands are sticky and they smell like peanut butter and poo.
Come to think of it, I think I hate 8 year olds too.
Anonymous
I have an 8 year old and I have to tell ya, not many people like her, and if they do its because I'm so damn perfect they feel sorry for her. I think you are right unicorns are clearly the most perfect animal alive , so they only want to be associated with perfection ,such as myself...I heart unicorns
Anonymous
Unicorns tolerate 8 year olds. They have to, because 8 year olds are virgins. Or did you forget?