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Anonymous asked in Entertainment & MusicPolls & Surveys · 1 decade ago

Do unicorns love 8 year olds?

My co-worker and I are fighting over this issue. I think unicorns hate 8 year olds because they have big scary teeth. I mean, this girl loves American Idol, so she doesn't even know the truth.

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  • Anonymous
    1 decade ago
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    8 year olds smell like gummy bears and dirt and lick their chapped lips all the time... at least my grody little niece does.

    Unicorns hate 8 year olds and so do I.

    Source(s): And they make gross breathing-in noises when they eat. If my kid does any of that when she's 8, I'm giving her away.
  • 8 year olds have BIG SCARY TEETH? 8 year old unicorns? I have big scary teeth. I shall eat the unicorns with them... chop chop... Except You're the Dream Unicorn who has answered already. HE is the KING OF YAHOO ANSWERS! Long live the..

    Anyway... what was the question?

  • Anonymous
    1 decade ago

    Unicorns hate 8 year olds because of the big teeth, but also because their hands are sticky and they smell like peanut butter and poo.

    Come to think of it, I think I hate 8 year olds too.

  • Anonymous
    1 decade ago

    I have an 8 year old and I have to tell ya, not many people like her, and if they do its because I'm so damn perfect they feel sorry for her. I think you are right unicorns are clearly the most perfect animal alive , so they only want to be associated with perfection ,such as myself...I heart unicorns

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  • Anonymous
    1 decade ago

    Unicorns tolerate 8 year olds. They have to, because 8 year olds are virgins. Or did you forget?

  • Anonymous
    1 decade ago

    They also like to wear cologne and sing 2 Live Crew songs. (8 year olds, not unicorns.)

  • curlz
    Lv 6
    1 decade ago

    Someone has to like 8 year olds.

    Source(s): Scared of children
  • 6 years ago

    unicorns do not exsist but eight year olds do like unicorns

  • Anonymous
    6 years ago

    Yea they like to **** them 8 year olds

  • Anonymous
    1 decade ago

    Unicorns don't love anyone but themselves. They think they are far too beautiful to have to love anything--they think they need to be worshiped.

    Snotty little creeps.

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