Would you tell this to your friend, I am telling my friends,,,right now?

MY OATH TO YOU

When you are sad,............. I will get you drunk and help you plot revenge against the scum sucking bastard who made you sad.

When you are scared,......... I will laugh at you and tease you about it every chance I get.

When you are worried,......... I will tell you how much worse it could be and to quit complaining.

When you are confused,........ I will use little words to explain it to your dumb ***.

And when you are lost,........ I will answer my cell phone and give you directions.

When you are sick......... I will hold your hair while you pay homage to the porcelain god.

When you fall...... I will point and laugh at your clumsy ***.

This is my oath............... I pledge till the end.

Why you may ask? Because you're my friend.

Lucy*JakeFanClubFounder*2008-03-30T05:39:56Z

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I love it Jake! This sounds like something that everyone that has a good close friend that they can relax and have fun with(the best kind!) would really say..and alot probably have and can relate to one or more of these if not all! Thanks for putting a smile on my face this morning while I am sitting here waiting for the last minute before leaving for work as usual...hey! would you call in work for me and make up some crazy excuse? That is something that my friends and I used to do as well..only thing about this job is that I am my own boss..but I have a new girl showing up at nine and have to be on time to train her so I can have some time off!!!!! Gotta go! Thanks and have a star!!!!

Anonymous2016-04-03T10:42:53Z

haha. let him believe what he wants. but, in the olden days, people would wear these giant neclace type things that had the entire hebrew alphabet with a stone next to it, and when they talked to God he would reply by letting flashes of light reflect off the stone so that it would spell things. thats what i remember anyway. thats from the bible. dont do anything to upset your friend anyway. religious debates can get really bad. who knows? maybe he does have a telephone that lets him talk to God. and another way you can tak to him is by prayer. buuuttttt, if you wanted to talk to God, why would there be telephone wires?! and i dont think heaven is actually inside the universe. God doesnt need telephone wires! He can do anything! I love him so much. love, alice.

Dav2008-03-30T02:45:05Z

Yeah i would say that to my friends but only if I'm sure he won't get offended. Im sure if i said it to the wrong or sensitive friend, that person won't be a 'friend' anymore afterward lol haha

?2008-03-30T02:51:14Z

i got an even better one for you, when your mother calls and asks what your really doing on sat. night i'll explain to her that yur just off somewhere in a house F**king my boyfriend instead of the lie you told me earlier.

[jp]

TOP DOG2008-03-30T03:06:43Z

Mate, seems like to you know each and every dumb @#$%^ that i work with, cause this discribes them all to a T

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