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Well, young W would likely be under the influence of cocaine and/or alcohol, and so while his incredible intoxicated aerial maneuvers may baffle or frighten onlookers, he would be shot out of the sky by the battle-seasoned McCain without difficulty.
Meanwhile, the CIA, under guidance of the future intelligence Director El Bush, would have infiltrated the maintainence facility at which McCain's plane had been kept, introducing an element of sabotage into the equation. As McCain's hopelessly crippled plane fell from the sky, Senior Bush would icily look on and state at the top of his lungs, "YOU, sir, are going DOWN. READ MY LIPS."
But not before McCain, ever heroic in defeat, positioned his craft just before his ejection to collide with the oncoming craft of the seemingly victorious El Bush. Thus, El Bush goes up in a ball of flame, and McCain catapults to the ground, breaking a tree. The End.
I think I got a little carried away there at the end, but, eh.. it was a frightening visualization.
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Being Bush only flew obsolete jets in his daddy's obtained coveted slot in the Texas Air National Guard, when he was not drunk in Alabama, McCain of course. Never send boy to do a man' job. As a former long time Dem, I would have voted McCain over bush in the 2000 election, and the country would be better off for it. As much as I disagree with McCain over immigration, he would have never taken us into a war of choice in Iraq as did the boy king. The country has paid dearly both in treasure and life's for Bush's war of choice
Roadkill
I'm not really sure. Both McCain and Bush Sr. were in combat and both of them got shot down. Bush Jr. didn't get shot down but was never in combat.
I'd agree with the other guy. Bush Sr. would probably win. Bush Jr. would shoot down McCain then crash while doing a mission accomplished fly by.
Jeff L
McCain would crash 5 planes on the way to the dogfight, Dubya wouldn't show up, and George Senior would back off - too busy sobbing and making excuses for his son.
Anonymous
I think senor Bush would since he didn't get to use missiles as it was just a gun back then. McCain has seen combat so he would easily get rid of W.