How long would Chuck Norris last in the worst housing project?

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Till is was turned in to Newport Beach.

They once made a Chuck Norris toilet paper, but it wouldn't take **** from anybody.

The Four Horsemen of the Apocalypse actually live in Chuck Norris's nutsack.

Chuck Norris made Ellen Degeneres straight.

Chuck Norris ordered a Big Mac at Burger King, and got one.

there are just to many. You have to remember that Jesus walked on water but Chuck swam through land.
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Chuck Norris is the only man who has, literally, beaten the odds. With his fists.

Count from one to ten. That's how long it would take Chuck Norris to kill you...Forty seven times.

When Chuck Norris was born, he immediately had sex with the first nurse he saw. He was her first. She was his third. That afternoon.

When Chuck Norris works out on the Total Gym, the Total Gym feels like it's been raped....Show more

Chuck Norris doesn't sleep he waits.

They say Chuck Norris' tears can cure cancer, too bad he's never cried....Show more

Every time you masterbate chuck norris kicks a baby in the face!...Show more