funniest pick-up lines u can think of?

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If I flipped this coin, what are the odds of me getting head?...Show more

Did the sun come out or did you just smile at me?

I was blinded by your beauty, so I’m going to need your name and number for insurance purposes

See my friend over there? He wants to know if you think I’m cute

I think I was blind before I met you

Your legs must be tired because you’ve been running through my mind all night.

Hi i’m a thief and i’m here to steal your heart !

Do you work at McDonalds? Cause I want u to be in my happy-meal!

Your dad must be a baker because you have a nice set of buns.

Stand still so I can pick you up!

Did it hurt? When you fell out of heaven?

Am I dead, Angel? Cause this must be heaven!

If I could rearrange the alphabet, I’d put ‘I’ and ‘U’ together.

Are you related to Jean-Claude Van Damme? Because Jean-Claude Van Damme you’re sexy!

If you were a chicken, you’d be impeccable.

Well, here I am. What are your other two wishes?

Baby, if you were words on a page, you’d be fine print.

Did you just come out of the oven? Because you’re hot.

Know what’s on the menu? Me ‘n’ u.

I was blinded by your beauty; I’m going to need your name and phone number for insurance purposes.

Hi, I’m a fashion photographer. Would you like to be in my next photo shoot?

I’m single and desolate. Can you help me?

Is your name Summer? It has to be, because you’re hot!

That dress would look great on my bedroom floor!...Show more

Pick up lines aren't funny but:
Do you have a mirror in your pocket because I see me in your pants.

My magic watch says that you don't have on any underwear. (She says yes I do) Damn! it must be 15 minutes fast

There are 206 bones in the human body... do you want another one?

See my friend over there? He wants to know if you think I'm cute.

The word of the day is "legs." Let's go back to my place and spread the word.

Screw me if I am wrong, but haven't we met before?

Do you work at subway? Because you just gave me a footlong!

Are those space pants? Because your *** is out of this world!

I lost my teddy bear, will you sleep with me?

Are you a parking ticket? Because you've got FINE written all over you....Show more

top ten worst pick-up lines that you should never use! [got this from a magazine]

10. is your name summer? because you are hot!
9. i'm sine-squared theta. you're cosine squared theta. together we are one.
8, are you tired? because you've been running through my mind all day!
7. what time do you have to be back in heaven?
6. do you like water? my body is 70% water!
5. is your name gillette? because you're the best a man can get!
4. excuse me--i just noticed you noticing me and i just wanted to give notice that i noticed you.
3. hello. cupid called. he says to tell you that he needs my heart back.
2. are you a broom? because you just swept me off my feet!
1. wow! are you really as beautiful as you seem? or do you just remind of of myself?

this one i thought of --> is your father a terrorist? cause you're the bomb!...Show more

Every time I use a pick-up line I'm told to act like a mule turd and hit the trail....Show more