funniest pick-up lines u can think of?

If I flipped this coin, what are the odds of me getting head?

Did the sun come out or did you just smile at me?

I was blinded by your beauty, so I’m going to need your name and number for insurance purposes

See my friend over there? He wants to know if you think I’m cute

I think I was blind before I met you

Your legs must be tired because you’ve been running through my mind all night.

Hi i’m a thief and i’m here to steal your heart !

Do you work at McDonalds? Cause I want u to be in my happy-meal!

Your dad must be a baker because you have a nice set of buns.

Stand still so I can pick you up!

Did it hurt? When you fell out of heaven?

Am I dead, Angel? Cause this must be heaven!

If I could rearrange the alphabet, I’d put ‘I’ and ‘U’ together.

Are you related to Jean-Claude Van Damme? Because Jean-Claude Van Damme you’re sexy!

If you were a chicken, you’d be impeccable.

Well, here I am. What are your other two wishes?

Baby, if you were words on a page, you’d be fine print.

Did you just come out of the oven? Because you’re hot.

Know what’s on the menu? Me ‘n’ u.

I was blinded by your beauty; I’m going to need your name and phone number for insurance purposes.

Hi, I’m a fashion photographer. Would you like to be in my next photo shoot?

I’m single and desolate. Can you help me?

Is your name Summer? It has to be, because you’re hot!

That dress would look great on my bedroom floor!

Pick up lines aren't funny but:

Do you have a mirror in your pocket because I see me in your pants.

My magic watch says that you don't have on any underwear. (She says yes I do) Damn! it must be 15 minutes fast

There are 206 bones in the human body... do you want another one?

See my friend over there? He wants to know if you think I'm cute.

The word of the day is "legs." Let's go back to my place and spread the word.

Screw me if I am wrong, but haven't we met before?

Do you work at subway? Because you just gave me a footlong!

Are those space pants? Because your *** is out of this world!

I lost my teddy bear, will you sleep with me?

Are you a parking ticket? Because you've got FINE written all over you.

top ten worst pick-up lines that you should never use! [got this from a magazine]

10. is your name summer? because you are hot!

9. i'm sine-squared theta. you're cosine squared theta. together we are one.

8, are you tired? because you've been running through my mind all day!

7. what time do you have to be back in heaven?

6. do you like water? my body is 70% water!

5. is your name gillette? because you're the best a man can get!

4. excuse me--i just noticed you noticing me and i just wanted to give notice that i noticed you.

3. hello. cupid called. he says to tell you that he needs my heart back.

2. are you a broom? because you just swept me off my feet!

1. wow! are you really as beautiful as you seem? or do you just remind of of myself?

this one i thought of --> is your father a terrorist? cause you're the bomb!

Every time I use a pick-up line I'm told to act like a mule turd and hit the trail.

"Did it hurt when you fell from heaven?"

"Nice pair of legs, What time do they open"

"Can i sleep with you? I lost my teddy"

"I lost my number so can i have yours?"

"My face is leaving in 5 mins and you'll be sitting on it" - This 1 is gay but someone actually had the balls to say it to me once LOL!

If your left leg is Thanksgiving and your right leg is Christmas, can I spend some time with you in between the holidays?

I was never really good at math but if I added you and me together I'd get 69!

Are you from Tennessee cus your the only 10 i see.

How about you sit on my lap and we see what pops up?

Say, that's a nice skirt. Can I talk you out of it?

My magic watch tells me you don't have on panties. (Girl: But I AM wearing panties.) Oh, it must be running an hour fast.

Just call me milk, I'll do your body good.

Good thing I brought my library card because I checkin you out!

lol I love that one