If you were reincarnated as Richard Simmon's hair, and then died after a "Burning Head" incident...?

....that involved a campfire and a few dozen angry lumberjacks, what would you be reincarnated as next, assuming you are moving up on the reincarnation ladder?

2008-12-12T09:46:52Z

Serious answers only.

?2008-12-12T09:56:06Z

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I would come back as Rip Taylor's toupee.

I need more Cowbell!®2008-12-12T19:25:13Z

I would think being reincarnated as the hair on a dogsass would be a rung higher than Richard Simmons' hair so I'm gonna go with that. Seriously.

Anonymous2008-12-12T17:59:43Z

I don't think suicide allows one to 'move up.'
Though I am sure 'karma' must have exceptions to the rules as well.
I mean, what would be worse than to be Richard Simmons hair... oh wait, you could be Michael Jackson's hair..
sigh.

I would want to be...
crap
I got nuttin now.. I just can't shake the image of me screaming in fear once I found out whose....hair.
{shudder}

t_blond_chick2008-12-12T18:31:06Z

The chest hair of a hot lumberjack would be a vast improvement,yeah,I like chest hair,what can I say.

~♥Jade♥~2008-12-12T17:46:36Z

Carrot Top's Hair!

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