If you were reincarnated as Richard Simmon's hair, and then died after a "Burning Head" incident...?
....that involved a campfire and a few dozen angry lumberjacks, what would you be reincarnated as next, assuming you are moving up on the reincarnation ladder?
I don't think suicide allows one to 'move up.' Though I am sure 'karma' must have exceptions to the rules as well. I mean, what would be worse than to be Richard Simmons hair... oh wait, you could be Michael Jackson's hair.. sigh.
I would want to be... crap I got nuttin now.. I just can't shake the image of me screaming in fear once I found out whose....hair. {shudder}