If you were reincarnated as Richard Simmon's hair, and then died after a "Burning Head" incident...?

I would come back as Rip Taylor's toupee.

I would think being reincarnated as the hair on a dogsass would be a rung higher than Richard Simmons' hair so I'm gonna go with that. Seriously.

I don't think suicide allows one to 'move up.'

Though I am sure 'karma' must have exceptions to the rules as well.

I mean, what would be worse than to be Richard Simmons hair... oh wait, you could be Michael Jackson's hair..

sigh.

I would want to be...

crap

I got nuttin now.. I just can't shake the image of me screaming in fear once I found out whose....hair.

{shudder}

The chest hair of a hot lumberjack would be a vast improvement,yeah,I like chest hair,what can I say.

Carrot Top's Hair!

A pinworm.

No burly lumberjack can withstand a pinworm invasion.

I'd consider it a huge promotion if I went from Richard Simmons' hair to a baboon butt. :)

Richard Simmon's pubic hair

Geez hope my head doesnt come back looking like Don Kings hair..

Rosie's bathroom scales or Oprah's gusset.