What do you think of A 'Politically Correct' Rooster morning pome?

Jumble of a jumble of a
Much of everything...
If it leans, post it up.
And don't let the rain come down.

Woke to a storm of answers
To questions I never asked.
That ain't no dream!
Bush, economy, US blocks

Resolution about Middle East...
Think I'll go out to the coop...
Safest place to be!
DON'T-COME-OUT-HERE-WITHOUT-CORN!!!!

Aw, hush it up, Snidely!
Ya got a craw full of bugs. You're lucky!
12 course meal walking on the ground!
THEY'RE-NOT-FILLING! CRUNCHY-YUK!!!

That's called protein! Eat grass
As a salad. Suppose you want dressing!
OKAY-WHAT-DO-YOU-HAVE???
Got a rooster with his nose

In the air, that's what!! Got your
'Pinkie' claw up, Mister All That?
And what would YOU do about Hamas?
I'D-GET-THE-HELL-TO-THE-AZORES!!!

Azores ain't taking a refugee rooster!
WOULDN'T-BE-A-REFUGEE!
Oh, you'd be a military advisor?
NOPE!!-JUST-REFUELING-MY-F-16!!!

Hey! Don't push the wings, bird...
Iran might take care of you!
NOT-AFTER-THEIR-NUCLEAR'S-ARE-DISMANTLED!!!
Great, then! Now I got a

Hawk rooster! When'd you stop
Being Liberal?
WHEN-I-GOT-ENOUGH-OF-BULLSH*T!!!!
Oh, you ain't seen nothin, yet!!!

Is it okay to say Good Morning, then?
I'M-LOCKED-AND-LOADED-GO-AHEAD!!!

Snidely, Snidely, stuff of dreams...

Good Morning! Good Morning!
Ya'llses!

Andrew M2009-01-04T02:46:18Z

Favorite Answer

Good Morning!!! Yallses!,,,Snidely strutting around the yard in full Commando gear All locked and loaded Ready to blow the HELL out of something or someone

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Kate Alex Bahleef2009-01-05T04:27:01Z

If you are a Hamas rooster and shooting rockets into any body's back yard then you will have to be expected to get the chop. Then again you might be a poor refugee chicken trying to flee the coop. I say good luck to you in that case. There is no peace in the barnyard when chooks can't sort out the pecking order and settle for the grubs they've got.

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Anonymous2009-01-04T19:07:53Z

So Snidely thinks he's top gun now. Ain't nothing worse than a rooster, hopped up on caffeine and corn, and armed to the tail feathers.
Good Morning.

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Anonymous2009-01-04T11:36:36Z

Ah ! the Azores! one of the most peaceful and laid back places on this earth.
One of the few places i found that i could easily have relocated to instead of the U.K., but business called, and the dream was lost. There was another reason though, i was cruising and got caught in a force 10 storm, at sea and felt anything but at ease. The ups and downs of life then meant 40 feet rolling waves heading into port.

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it's me2009-01-04T14:01:17Z

Good morning, been up for a while, but still not moving spryly.
It's comforting to know that Snidely is ready for just about anything.

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