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Elysabeth asked in Arts & HumanitiesPoetry · 1 decade ago

What do you think of A 'Politically Correct' Rooster morning pome?

Jumble of a jumble of a

Much of everything...

If it leans, post it up.

And don't let the rain come down.

Woke to a storm of answers

To questions I never asked.

That ain't no dream!

Bush, economy, US blocks

Resolution about Middle East...

Think I'll go out to the coop...

Safest place to be!

DON'T-COME-OUT-HERE-WITHOUT-CORN!!!!

Aw, hush it up, Snidely!

Ya got a craw full of bugs. You're lucky!

12 course meal walking on the ground!

THEY'RE-NOT-FILLING! CRUNCHY-YUK!!!

That's called protein! Eat grass

As a salad. Suppose you want dressing!

OKAY-WHAT-DO-YOU-HAVE???

Got a rooster with his nose

In the air, that's what!! Got your

'Pinkie' claw up, Mister All That?

And what would YOU do about Hamas?

I'D-GET-THE-HELL-TO-THE-AZORES!!!

Azores ain't taking a refugee rooster!

WOULDN'T-BE-A-REFUGEE!

Oh, you'd be a military advisor?

NOPE!!-JUST-REFUELING-MY-F-16!!!

Hey! Don't push the wings, bird...

Iran might take care of you!

NOT-AFTER-THEIR-NUCLEAR'S-ARE-DISMANTLED!!!

Great, then! Now I got a

Hawk rooster! When'd you stop

Being Liberal?

WHEN-I-GOT-ENOUGH-OF-BULLSH*T!!!!

Oh, you ain't seen nothin, yet!!!

Is it okay to say Good Morning, then?

I'M-LOCKED-AND-LOADED-GO-AHEAD!!!

Snidely, Snidely, stuff of dreams...

Good Morning! Good Morning!

Ya'llses!

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  • 1 decade ago
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    Good Morning!!! Yallses!,,,Snidely strutting around the yard in full Commando gear All locked and loaded Ready to blow the HELL out of something or someone

  • 1 decade ago

    If you are a Hamas rooster and shooting rockets into any body's back yard then you will have to be expected to get the chop. Then again you might be a poor refugee chicken trying to flee the coop. I say good luck to you in that case. There is no peace in the barnyard when chooks can't sort out the pecking order and settle for the grubs they've got.

  • Anonymous
    1 decade ago

    So Snidely thinks he's top gun now. Ain't nothing worse than a rooster, hopped up on caffeine and corn, and armed to the tail feathers.

    Good Morning.

  • Anonymous
    1 decade ago

    Ah ! the Azores! one of the most peaceful and laid back places on this earth.

    One of the few places i found that i could easily have relocated to instead of the U.K., but business called, and the dream was lost. There was another reason though, i was cruising and got caught in a force 10 storm, at sea and felt anything but at ease. The ups and downs of life then meant 40 feet rolling waves heading into port.

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  • 1 decade ago

    Good morning, been up for a while, but still not moving spryly.

    It's comforting to know that Snidely is ready for just about anything.

  • 1 decade ago

    OK, Going for coffee, will return----??

    Had some coffee, Snidely refugee to Iran or the Azores, nope, locked & loaded instead? (Eat the grass, Snidely, good for you). Hmm, Hawk Rooster, no more liberal?

    Snidely is indeed the stuff of dreams. (~:

    G/M Elys, Snidely, err, it is morning?

  • 1 decade ago

    Not bad for my first read this am. Like the idea of Snidely locked and loaded--any one for that matter, blow them the hell up so we can get on with a more peacable life all ready!

    Only on my second cup of coffee to boot.

    Good Marnin back at ya!

  • 1 decade ago

    nope, Snidely ain't seen nothing yet,,, with any luck a new day will still dawn, though I wonder what the rest of the day's weather will be like

    a most pleasant gggoooooooooddd morning back at ya

  • jenny
    Lv 7
    1 decade ago

    I'm thinking of getting a rooster, but doubt there is another like Snidely

    out there to keep me as well informed.

  • Anonymous
    1 decade ago

    Just may I ponder

    can I throw my alarm clock

    out the window

    at a ranting rooster?

    Just may I wonder

    who made him king of the block

    I sure as $hit don't know

    but I think he has a seat booster.

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