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my family and i were traveling and i was in a separate car. My uncle hands my 17 year old sister a carton of marlboro lights hard pack. i look over from my car and see my sister flipping and turning the carton. she jesters for me to roll down my window.. this is what she says " Which way is up, i keep turning it but it keeps saying 'flip top box, flip top box!'" hahahaha (for those slow people.. hard packs are also called flip top box because the box flips open.

Same sister.. around the salmonella scare, my sister was feeding my 2 year old nephew some chocolate with peanut butter. my older sister says," dont feed him that, salmonella!" then i see my younger sister start looking at the candy box reading... the INGREDIENTS!!! i was like.. are you reading the ingredients, she was all "Yea it doesnt have it..!"
tell me your stories.. true stories are funnier

2009-06-10T22:48:30Z

R.I.P. a GRAPE? how the hell does that work? lol

2009-06-10T22:50:16Z

ok.. another story.. so my friend (Girl) and i took aerobics together in high school, we were doing sit ups when all of a sudden FFAARRTT!! hahaha and she sits up real quick looking around making it soo abvious it was her but trying not to at the same time.. it was sooo freaken hilarious i died laughing!

2009-06-10T22:54:24Z

To: "?" I DID THE SAME THING WITH MY FRIEND hahaha. we freaken walked all around a hotel and could find the "other door" till we came back to the front and someone open the door looking at us like we were stupid lol

2009-06-10T23:02:40Z

@ "Tears" again very similar situation for me. i was in the gym in my weight lifting class. along with my class there was two other P.E. classes going on. my class was running laps. well you know how the gym has basketball matts against the wall ? well i was coming up by one of them then in slow motion i see one of the matts falling off the wall in perfect timing with me and i went tumbling over llike three times infront of the majority of the senior class and the majority of hotttt guys in the school!!!! i laughed but everyone held in for about 2 minutes then died on the floor.

Anonymous2009-06-10T22:43:55Z

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I was at a friends house, and I was looking at the park nearby, where there were boys that were playing some basketball. Most of these kids were guys I knew from my school, and I didn't like them much. While watching these boys, I was on the phone with the cutest guy in my school. I decided to mess with the boys at the park when one of them missed the basked, and so I yelled "YOU SUCK!". They heard me and looked back to see where I was. Panicing, I fell backward, tripping on a grape. A grape.

And all of this happened when I was on the phone with the cutest guy EVER.

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?2016-10-14T04:09:44Z

Funny True Story

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Anonymous2009-06-10T22:51:03Z

Ok, I can't believe I am going to tell one on myself but here it goes. A few years back, a friend of mine and I were job hunting together. We went to a city Human Resources building to apply for some jobs there. The H R building was a perfect square building that had double entrance/exit doors on all four exterior walls. We walked up to one set of double doors and there was a hand written note with an arrow pointing to the left saying "Please use other door." So we walked to the next side of the building to the next set of double doors and there was that very same note. So again, we walked to the third side of the building to find another note. We walked to the last side of the building and low and behold was the very same note. All four notes said Please use other door with an arrow pointing to the left. Finally someone that worked at the office came walking up to enter the building. My friend asked the guy how we were supposed to get into the building. He opened the left side of the double doors and said just like that. We then realized the notes were simply saying the right door was locked to use the left door.

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Sarah N2009-06-10T22:43:14Z

My friend was at a party a few years ago and she got like super drunk and the next monday she comes to school and and she says 4 me 2 never let her drink again and i asked her why so when were in the locker she says look at this and it turns out she got a small branding of a fish on her but and it looked nasty but her parents still dont know about it so whatever works

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?2014-03-05T17:39:55Z

So one time my family was going to visit a place then while we were looking at something I walked of and then I saw someone that I thought was my brother, LOL

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