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Very funny true story?
This is the true story of George Phillips of Meridian, Mississippi.
He was going to bed when his wife told him that he'd left the light on in the shed. George opened the door to go turn off the light but saw there were people in the shed in the process of stealing things.
He immediately phoned the police, who asked 'Is there someone in your house?'. George replied 'No' and explained the situation. Then they explained that all patrols were busy and that he should simply lock his door and an officer would be there when available.
George said, 'Okay.', hung up, counted to 30 and phoned the police again.
'Hello, I just called you a few seconds ago because there were some people in my shed. Well, you don't have to worry about them now because I've just shot them all." Then he hung up.
Within five minutes, three squad cars, an armed response unit, and an ambulance showed up. Of course, the police caught the burglars red-handed.
One of the policemen said to George 'I thought you said that you'd shot them!'.
George replied, 'I thought you said there was nobody available!'
14 Answers
- Anonymous1 decade agoFavorite Answer
OMG! That was truly awesome!!!.
- Anonymous5 years ago
Ok, I can't believe I am going to tell one on myself but here it goes. A few years back, a friend of mine and I were job hunting together. We went to a city Human Resources building to apply for some jobs there. The H R building was a perfect square building that had double entrance/exit doors on all four exterior walls. We walked up to one set of double doors and there was a hand written note with an arrow pointing to the left saying "Please use other door." So we walked to the next side of the building to the next set of double doors and there was that very same note. So again, we walked to the third side of the building to find another note. We walked to the last side of the building and low and behold was the very same note. All four notes said Please use other door with an arrow pointing to the left. Finally someone that worked at the office came walking up to enter the building. My friend asked the guy how we were supposed to get into the building. He opened the left side of the double doors and said just like that. We then realized the notes were simply saying the right door was locked to use the left door.
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- Anonymous1 decade ago
Brilliant i read a book once where an office girl had to get a package for her boss, he was a to**er and kept groping her so she decided to leave but just before she did she had to get one more package, on her way back to the office she had a look and saw it was drugs so popped it in his desk handed in her notice walked out and called the cops, she thought it was coke, it was heroin BUSTED!!!
- Anonymous1 decade ago
Haha this is wicked funny! One of my favorite jokes from now on!! U is funny!
Source(s): Da Truth - 1 decade ago
as soon as he hung up i knew what was coming, but it was a good joke lol! :D
i hate the police, they don't give a damn most times.
Nish xD
- Anonymous1 decade ago
HAHA! GO GEORGE!