funny stories!! Only TRUE stories please.?

I was at a friends house, and I was looking at the park nearby, where there were boys that were playing some basketball. Most of these kids were guys I knew from my school, and I didn't like them much. While watching these boys, I was on the phone with the cutest guy in my school. I decided to mess with the boys at the park when one of them missed the basked, and so I yelled "YOU SUCK!". They heard me and looked back to see where I was. Panicing, I fell backward, tripping on a grape. A grape.

And all of this happened when I was on the phone with the cutest guy EVER.

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Funny True Story

Ok, I can't believe I am going to tell one on myself but here it goes. A few years back, a friend of mine and I were job hunting together. We went to a city Human Resources building to apply for some jobs there. The H R building was a perfect square building that had double entrance/exit doors on all four exterior walls. We walked up to one set of double doors and there was a hand written note with an arrow pointing to the left saying "Please use other door." So we walked to the next side of the building to the next set of double doors and there was that very same note. So again, we walked to the third side of the building to find another note. We walked to the last side of the building and low and behold was the very same note. All four notes said Please use other door with an arrow pointing to the left. Finally someone that worked at the office came walking up to enter the building. My friend asked the guy how we were supposed to get into the building. He opened the left side of the double doors and said just like that. We then realized the notes were simply saying the right door was locked to use the left door.

My friend was at a party a few years ago and she got like super drunk and the next monday she comes to school and and she says 4 me 2 never let her drink again and i asked her why so when were in the locker she says look at this and it turns out she got a small branding of a fish on her but and it looked nasty but her parents still dont know about it so whatever works

So one time my family was going to visit a place then while we were looking at something I walked of and then I saw someone that I thought was my brother, LOL

i have a bunch of funny and true stories about hunting at my website. over the years i have hunted i have had many adventures. you should check out my website. there are lots of stories there. (i'm not trying to sell anything so don't worry).

I was doing a play and I was wearing a clip on mike. The scene turned out pretty rough (a few people forgot there lines) when the scene ended I said "That was sh*t" I said it into the mike everyone heard and gasped even the kindergartners.

Ok... There was a time when we were all revising in the class for our exams, and we were all bored out of our head. People had there heads to the books and others eyes were dried up. I was also bored and my hands were freezing so i put them in my pocket. I have lots of hair in my face and its got in front of it. I was trying to shake my head coz i couldn't be bothered getting my hands off my pockets. I was doing that for like 20 secs until i realised the teacher was watching my... i was going crazy and then finally when the class was silent she went "...Micheal... what on earth... are you doing?" and then i was like "...um...nothing..." It was funny...

Also... My girlfriend and i were talking and i was trying to act all cool in front of her and then she asked me, "Are you trying to act all cool all over me?" and then i was like, "...um...ye?" and then she said, "Well, i hate it when boys are cool around me..." and then i didn't know a good response so i muttered out, "well...then i am certainly not cool... (laugh laugh)" lol funny...

Back when i was 15 & i used to go to my first high school i ever been to, they were taking picture retakes so since i dint like my first pic i wanted to go retake them so i went with my close guy friend who also wanted to retake them. well we were up stairs so we had to walk down the stairs (No duh) to go to the gym were they were retaking them.

They are two stairs like the hotel ones & well when we were on the last one at the very top i tried to skip one step & i slipped then my guy friend tried grabbing my arm after a couple more steps i was slipping he finally grabbed me & even though he did i just kept slipping & he also almost fell...

I looked sooooo FUNNY. the way i feel all in slow motion LOL.

He even wanted to laugh after i got up laughing at myself, but he dint want to hurt my feelings so he just kept trying to hold it in & asked me if i was okay, I just replied telling him " i know you want to laugh, & its okay it was funny"

after a while of saying no he let out his laugh lol

You had to be there to laugh. It was just funny the way i looked because even though he grabbed my arm & i kind of grabbed the stairs bar i kept slipping...

Even though it was like 2-3 years ago i still remember it like it was yesterday ...

I got my ipod on.

I'm listening to my favorite song in the bathroom. I'm starring at my sexy self in the mirror.

I'm singing obnxiously loud. My legs are bare. I have a plastic shaver in one hand. I'm still singing. Screaming out the chorus, "Work it harder, make it better, do it faster, makes us stronger..."

Bathroom door opens. It's my roomate, Jared.

He sees me. "OMG!", he screams. He covers his face. He falls on floor laughing.

My friend Jared has just caught me shaving-

WITH NAIR!

Hey- razors are dangerous.