Why do presidents only pardon white turkeys?
When you think about it, its a pretty bad message. I would like to see some hard up brown turkey pardoned just for being cool. How "Courage"ous can a white turkey be when they don't have to ever worry about being killed? Pardon the brown ones, they die all the time, they need it. Maybe there are pardoned brown turkeys that I don't know about?? Anyways I think its a dumb tradition and I'm making sure my Thanksgiving turkey is white next year.