I need a rightful revenge!?

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So parking at school has been crazy this semester. Just like today, I was waiting in the parking lot for 30 minutes when this girl was pulling out. I pulled my car up and put my signal on. As she was coming out, out of no where, this silver car zoomed it and totally took my spot. And the ***** inside was pointing and laughing at me like "HAHAHA sucker!!!" I was furious but I was trying to be polite so I knocked on her window and I told her that I had been waiting for 30 minutes and I had my signal on and everything and she just looked at me going "SO????". I was late for a test review session so I just left. But I wrote down her license plate and everything. 
Now I want to do some serious damage to this girl. But I don't want to stab her tires or smash her windows or anything like that because .. well ... that is just too mean. I want to do something that she will remember for life. My friend suggested that I pee in a bottle and pour it all over her car. I was tempted but I just don't like the idea of handling my own pee.
So does anyone have any ideas?
And I don't need any lectures so please don't say stuff like that.

Anonymous · Accepted Answer

syrup mixed with wine. nuff said. then smoke cigs in the car.
KEY A PENIS INTO ALL SIDES OF HER CAR!

da shadow · Answer

1.  Take a tooth pick, stick it in superglue then stick it in her door lock.  It helps to partially cut through the toothpick first.   
2.  Put a bb or ball bearing in the tire valve cover cap and tighten down the cap.  do to two tires on the diagonal for best results.  No one has two spares.
3.  Only if you are really mad.  Wait for a drizzle and sprinkle Draino Crystals all over the car.

None of these are recommended and could get you in jail if caught.  Sometimes just imagining doing them and knowing karma will even things up is all that is needed. ....>_<

James · Answer

Buy some fresh fish and hide them under the driver seat.

B*O*H*I*C*A · Answer

molasses & water - 50/50 into the gas tank - fries motor

a pile of iron oxide (rust scrapings) the size of a quarter on the center of car hood - magnesium ribbon laid in center of pile, light ribbon with propane torch & GET BACK - the ignited iron oxide will burn thru hood and entire engine block...all the way thru to ground. (really FRIES motor)  8o)

Brittany · Answer

Kill her mom.

I need a rightful revenge!?

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