Can you do me a favor?
Stop saying oh we should get together, when I have invited you to come over a few times in the last few months since Christmas and you have made excuses every time about things you have to do. Can you consider my schedule for a change?
Can you also not blame me if your fries are cold when the drive back to work takes 15 minutes. The only time they are hot and fresh is if you eat them dine in only.
Serious, this is two different people, and two true stories! Why do people do this to me?