How come I haven't got a girlfriend?
Seriously!
Fred's got Angelina! How come I haven't got a gf when its obvious that I am the better looking twin?
Ey, I'm not dead, I just lost an ear!
I'm still better looking even without one of me lugs.
@uniqueless - sweet! Meet me in my dorm this evening. ;)
Shut up Fred, we all know she's only with you cuz you slipped her a love potion.