Here's my plan to end illegal immigration, what do you think?
Here's my plan. Millions of Americans need to break into the White House and Capitol. When they try to stop us or kick us out, we will just explain to them that we are not criminals, we are simply undocumented workers. The people in the White House and Capitol make more than $100K per year, more than twice the national average, we simply want to make a better life for ourselves and our families. And now that we have a 1/2 black president, we can even claim that they are racists for trying to remove us since clearly skin color would be the only possible reason they don't want us there.
Remember, no human is illegal, even if they are on your property without your permission. So what do you say my fellow Americans? Will you join me as an undocumented worker inside the halls of the White House and Capitol?