Where can I get some bullet-proof pants. I live in a bad neighborhood and I'm afraid of losing my manhood in a drive by! Please help!
Stupid answers, or answers that correct my ignorance will make me cry, so don't!
I mean it! Serious answers only! If you poke fun I'll block you, report you, call the police and your mother too!
Robert H
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Finally someone who is really prepared! Kudos to you my friend. You set the bar high for Tacticality and are the new crowned king of Tacticool.
I just recommended this to someone else that was looking for a similar item.
Try duct tape and steel plates bought for next to nothing at your local scrap metal yard. But in order for the Duct tape not to hurt when you take the plates off at night - if you decide to do that - you have to shave your legs and any other area you might tape up. While having your legs done go all the way and get a Brazilian or half-Brazilian.
Anonymous
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My first thought was to keep your pants up the next time you're doing a drive by. Don't give'em a target.
Looking for bullet-proof pants?
Save a buck or two and just buy the "groin protector" $110 or $120(size?)
http://www.bulletproofme.com
Anonymous
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I'm looking for bullet-proof pants?
Where can I get some bullet-proof pants. I live in a bad neighborhood and I'm afraid of losing my manhood in a drive by! Please help!
Stupid answers, or answers that correct my ignorance will make me cry, so don't!
Anonymous
Bulletproof Pants