I'm looking for bullet-proof pants?

Finally someone who is really prepared! Kudos to you my friend. You set the bar high for Tacticality and are the new crowned king of Tacticool.

I just recommended this to someone else that was looking for a similar item.

Try duct tape and steel plates bought for next to nothing at your local scrap metal yard. But in order for the Duct tape not to hurt when you take the plates off at night - if you decide to do that - you have to shave your legs and any other area you might tape up. While having your legs done go all the way and get a Brazilian or half-Brazilian.

Bullet Proof Pants

My first thought was to keep your pants up the next time you're doing a drive by. Don't give'em a target.

Looking for bullet-proof pants?

Save a buck or two and just buy the "groin protector" $110 or $120(size?)

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I'm looking for bullet-proof pants?

Where can I get some bullet-proof pants. I live in a bad neighborhood and I'm afraid of losing my manhood in a drive by! Please help!

Stupid answers, or answers that correct my ignorance will make me cry, so don't!

Bulletproof Pants

Here ya go, skippy

http://www.roblox.com/Bullet-proof-pants-item?id=1...

1020 steel? Seriously? AR500 would be a much better choice.

A 30-06 will punch right through 1/2"1020

is this question just to get a laugh or???

just get a kevlar vest and wear it sort of like a diaper teehee

OR.....go buy a .357 and learn how to use it. nothing stops a thug in his tracks like a pistol that can kill a giraffe. or you could get blast knuckles, kind of like brass knuckles, but it has a 800,000W taser built in. or you could a a f***ing loud whistle and blow it if they come after you...you may be in a hospital bed, but at least they wont be able to hear for a few days. or buy a large trenchcoat and wear it all the time and under it, build a fake bomb and pull a "30 minutes or less" on them. oras a last resort, carry around a bucket of KFC and throw it the other way if they chase u(works every time!!)

i had a lot of fun coming up with all of this!

Heck my manhood is bullet proof! It can smell fear too! There has been time I forgot my gun, so I just fed it some swaged wad cutters to spit out. When I get drunk I use it for a kickstand so I don’t fall over.

I save a bundle using it for a necktie; I just use colored condoms.

Why if some punks threatened me my manhood would bark and snarl at them like a rabid Doberman!

But alas I know not everyone can catch fish off bridges with their manhood like me. Or steer their car with it. Or drive fence posts in with theirs. Makes me sad for my fellow man………..

Yep I saw that guys post. We get those too often now it seems.

Of course not, There are nuclear bomb proof pants but no bullet proof pants.. that is just silly

Don't worry.

What I've done, is I've sewn 0.5'' thick 1020 steel plate onto my jeans.

Yeahhh... heavy. Sure. But unless someone hits me dead on with a high powered rifle, I'm safe.