i put some baby oil on my dry hands, very thin layer. then i looked online and saw that it is really dangerous to swallow and inhale, so i washed it off with soap and wiped off my keyboard and mouse. so i probably didn't swallow any, but maybe i breathed it in? is that the same as inhaling or do you need to really hang your nose over it for that? sorry if i sound a bit weird but i am just paranoid about these things...
Pearl
firstly, i'm gonna need you to calm down..
are we calm?
be calm, then read on.
are we calm now?
okay, then: how are you feeling?
sore throat, headache, trouble breathing..are you experiencing any of those things?
no: then don't worry about it, you're good. move on with your life.
yes: stay calm, do you remember having a cold or any of these symptoms BEFORE you inhaled/breathed the oil?
yes: ok, the headache and sore throat bit comes with a flu, but the trouble breathing is probably from you panicking about the baby oil.
want to be sure: ask a doctor
if this is a joke: then it's a bloody funny one, i give you that. but it's also mean.
Salted Nuts
good grief