Is this a "green" solution that "skeptics" will actually support?
http://www.theonion.com/video/new-prius-helps-environment-by-killing-its-owner,28675/
http://www.theonion.com/video/new-prius-helps-environment-by-killing-its-owner,28675/
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Onion is clever. This should raise them a ton of funding. The crackpot denier blogs are just waiting to link the hell out of this, once Heartland-Wattsup programs them to. Watch out, "does man like ice age," and "CroMagno fire versus Chicago mile of Ice," troll-bots, here comes spam-competition.
JimZ
Very funny.
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Sagebrush
Quote by Jacques Cousteau, mega-celebrity French scientist: "In order to stabilize world population, we must eliminate 350,000 per day."
Quote by UN Commission on Global Biodiversity Assessment: "A reasonable estimate for an industrialized world society at the present North American material standard of living would be 1 billion. At the more frugal European standard of living, 2 to 3 billion would be possible."
Quote by John Miller, a NOAA climate scientist: "I would be remiss, as a scientist who studied this, if I didn't mention the following two things: The first is that, most importantly, we need to do, as a society, in this country and globally, whatever we can to reduce population"....."Our whole economic system is based on growth, and growth of our population, and this economic madness has to end."
Quote by John Davis, editor of Earth First! journal: "I suspect that eradicating small pox was wrong. It played an important part in balancing ecosystems."
Quote by Prince Philip, royal billionaire, married to Queen Elizabeth II, and large CO2 producer: "If I were reincarnated I would wish to be returned to Earth as a killer virus to lower human population levels."
Quote by Ingrid Newkirk, a former PETA President: “The extinction of Homo Sapiens would mean survival for millions, if not billions, of Earth-dwelling species. Phasing out the human race will solve every problem on Earth - social and environmental.”
You see death is one of the solutions to these greenies imaginary problem. Notice none of them are stepping up to the plate though. I'm sure they are salivating on Maxx's and my demise.
The truth hurts, doesn't it?
Moe
not as convincing as deniers exploding in a crowded room.
This is funnier, because it is closer to reality. Since killing people is already a concept accepted by warmons as a means to reduce our impact on the planet.
Jason
Gotta love the onion.