I have gas and am about to leave on a date?

My mom made a vegetable omelet for breakfast and I've been farting for an hour now. My parents are taking me and my girlfriend to the zoo and are leaving to pick her up shortly. Were too far from stores to buy any gasx. Are there any home remedy's that work?

Keith2012-08-19T17:26:35Z

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The Zoo is the perfect place to go. The air is filled with the smells of animals, animal feces and decaying animal food. Just let gas out here and there and she will never know.

Or you can be honest and tell her what is bothering you (in a grownup manner) and she will understand.

I wish you well.

Correct2012-08-19T14:02:19Z

Drink lots of water to flush out your system. If she is your girl friend though, I don't think she should care.