Whats a good way to pretend sick? best answer gets 10 points!?

i didnt sleep at all last night and i have to get ready for school.
i go to college and im 18 but my mom still makes rules since im under her house.
i just want to know whats a good way to act like im sick just so i can miss just today.
i only have one class today so i wont be missing much
best answer gets 10 points please and thank you:)<3

Keith2012-09-19T13:06:31Z

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You are an adult and should act accordingly. Suck it up and go to that class.

?2012-09-19T07:07:43Z

Lol, I used to be so creative when I didn't want to do to school!
One way is to mix ketchup and mayonnaise (makes a weird color) with something that it chunky...Or mash up leftovers or random food in your fridge...put it in the mix with the ketchup and mayonnaise...and dumb it in the toilet! Close the door and pretend like your throwing up! And then call you mom in the bathroom to show her lol. Or you can put it on the ground. Worked for me everytime!

For a fever...Get a hair dryer and just aim in towards your head and make it hot! Or you can rub your face!

There you have it, Drew's Tips for Being Sick! :D XD

?2012-09-19T07:08:33Z

eat and drink something, wait a bit, and then get in front of that white porcelain god that everyone calls a toilet, get on your knees, and try to touch the back of your throat with your finger until you puke. Then tell your mom you threw up and dont feel well, doneski.

Jon2012-09-19T07:04:23Z

Your 18... you shouldn't need a reason, don't let your parents control you so much, your an adult now, if you want to sacrifice grades by not going to college, it's your choice, not hers.

James2012-09-19T07:08:16Z

tell her you have diarrhea... I know it's disgusting but no one is going to argue with you